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Michael P.

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About Me

I was 15, a young buck on my own plantation about 37 million years ago. Things were different back than. Our star went supernova in what you call M37, our home Snowball was similar to your own.

How I Can Help

I can only help you with 3 questions 1. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop. 2. Why knowing what we know and still eat a hotdog. 3. How to spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

Interests

Cream colored ponies, crisp apple strudels, door bells, sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles

144 Reviews by Michael

  • Tmart.ru

6/22/14

I know a lot of people will disagree with me on this but this is the way I feel...

If you buy from websites based in China a good rule of thumb is don't buy technology (phones, computers, cars etc...) and food (baby food, formula etc...).
If you buy anything at all... maybe cheap plastic things like cd holders and make sure they aren't priced over $5. The quality of products here are like the stuff found in claw machines in children's arcades. If you are a mannequin and in need of that shiny $5 gold watch to go with that shirt than be experimental and go for it.

PS. Don't order more than one item at a time that way your never out more than $5.
Here is a small translation chart for this website...

When they say = it really means this...
Minutes = hours
Hours = days
Days = weeks/months
Fast shipping = faster if you walk/swim to China
Free = how much money do you have?
Reliable = it will break soon if not already
Customer service = fake person/A. I. overdosed on drugs simulated chat box
We will fix it = add more problems
We will reship the item to you = Unfortunately it went down with the Titanic
Want you to be happy/satisfied = please buy more junk from us
100% money back guarantee = 100% guarantee you won't get your money back
Nice picture of product = nice picture of someone else's product
Thanks for your feedback = it's going into the trash
We apologize for all inconvenience = send more money
Sorry to hear that = send more money
Best regards = thanks for your hard earned cash
Please inform us your order number = so we can lose or delete it
I can't find your order details = here it is, oops down the shredder
I can check it for you = I need to go clubbing all night long!
Please let us know = don't bother us
Feel free to contact us = don't bother us
If you have any questions or comments = don't bother us
We will call or contact you = not in your lifetime
Please don't worry = you better worry
There is policy to protect the customer = Our policy is to steal lots of $$$
We will guarantee your rights and interests = I guarantee you have no rights here

I hope you found this helpful.

  • Marco's

2/15/14

Easy to put in order for pizza. Easy to use coupon codes and you can pay here or pay when you pick up. The pizza is great and it gives you the time the pizza will be ready. Usually in about 10 minutes or you can put in the date and time you want the pizzas to be ready.

  • Upworthy

2/11/14

Their mission here is to spread meaningful content far and wide.

They do this by showing very interesting videos of interesting points such as
These...

* Too Many Women Don't Have Fun In Bed. Maybe It's Because Their Partners Never Took This Class?
* Ever Hear About The Lady Who Spilled Coffee On Herself At McDonald's, Then Sued For Millions?
* A French Film Showing Men What Being A Woman Feels Like Kinda Nails It
* A Dude Trying To Ban Abortions Is Asked A Question He Never Considered. It's So Obvious It Hurts.

  • Amazon

1/3/14

One thing I like about this site is the vast amount of products available. They sell everything. I was able to order some sheet music from a specific author and BAM!. I should order more stuff from here more often. The price was retail price though but that's because its sheet music and very hard to find locally. Supply and demand at work. I was looking at burr grinders for a new coffee machine and found some good prices so I might order one of those. I can't believe I waited so long to order from this site. I guess I am just a bit weary of new places to shop.

  • Cheaterville

11/20/13

Well a lot of stories here basically aren't cheaters, more like players. A lot of people upset about their dating experiences. Probably good idea to steer clear of people posted on this site. Just more stories and pics that make you say hmmm.

  • She's A Homewrecker

11/20/13

This website is sexist at best. It assumes all home wreckers are females. Here you can post your stories and read other peoples stories. I would only take the info on this site with a grain of salt.

P.S. I'm betting the guy who made this site probably divorced his wife and she made it big after the papers were signed.

  • Android Police

11/13/13

If you have an android phone like me. You will love browsing at all the newest updates and programs on this site. Just found out from these guys that Netflix 3.0 is available for download which was badly needed for the android platform. You can get the upgrade right from the link on the review page. Tons of other stuff is available from these guys, enjoy.

  • Hardware.info

11/12/13

Great in depth reviews of electronics and computers. I specifically like this site because they are the only ones that took the new Samsung 840 EVO SSD and ran writes on it 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week to see if there was any worry with endurance issues with the new TLC NAND chips. I really wanted to see how long it would hold up for because I was in the market for one and held some reservations on TLC NAND. They kept on going on two separate drives until the drives finally died and tallied up the writes. Thanks for the great real world tests on new SSD's Hardware.info! Now I know I don't have to worry about TLC!

  • DreamProm

11/1/13

I know a lot of people will disagree with me on this but this is the way I feel...

If you buy from websites based in China, Nigeria, Congo, Namibia, Iran, Syria, etc etc... a good rule of thumb is don't buy technology (phones, computers, cars etc...) and food (baby food, formula etc...).
If you buy anything at all... buy cheap plastic things like cd holders and make sure they aren't priced over $5. This goes for palm reading too.
Also when you order from places like this don't give them a credit card number otherwise you will be overcharged. Use something safer like a disposable credit card that only has $5 of credit.

PS. Don't order more than one item at a time that way your never out more than $5.

  • What Really Happened

10/24/13

I'll give you three guesses what this website is about.

Their motto here is...

In a free society, actions are crimes.
In a slave society, thoughts are crimes.

I like the premise on this guy's thinking. Nice collection of interesting stuff from TWA 800 to the BIG BANG THEORY

  • Nsopw.gov

10/22/13

A free and very useful tool to find registered sex offenders in all 50 states and U.S. territories. Either type in the name in question or a zip code to show all registered in that area. One the list pops up you can click on the name to get pictures of the person home address and employer information.

  • Photography Blog

10/22/13

I love the super detail this website offers on cameras, lenses and high end photo centric Nokia phones. It gives you a LOT of sample photos in the raw images taken by the device for you to manipulate. Also it gives you the video of the highest resolution the device supports to look at. This way you can judge for yourself what device takes the best pictures for the price range you are looking at.

  • Airfare.com

10/18/13

I know a lot of people will disagree with me on this but this is the way I feel...

If you buy from websites based in China, Nigeria, Congo, Namibia, Iran, Syria, etc etc... a good rule of thumb is don't buy technology (phones, computers, cars etc...) and food (baby food, formula etc...).
If you buy anything at all... buy cheap plastic things like cd holders and make sure they aren't priced over $5. This goes for palm reading too.
Also when you order from places like this don't give them a credit card number otherwise you will be overcharged. Use something safer like a disposable credit card that only has $5 of credit.

PS. Don't order more than one item at a time that way your never out more than $5.

  • JustFab

10/18/13

I know a lot of people will disagree with me on this but this is the way I feel...

If you buy from websites based in China, Nigeria, Congo, Namibia, Iran, Syria, etc etc... a good rule of thumb is don't buy technology (phones, computers, cars etc...) and food (baby food, formula etc...).
If you buy anything at all... buy cheap plastic things like cd holders and make sure they aren't priced over $5. This goes for palm reading too.
Also when you order from places like this don't give them a credit card number otherwise you will be overcharged. Use something safer like a disposable credit card that only has $5 of credit.

PS. Don't order more than one item at a time that way your never out more than $5.

  • History and Headlines

10/16/13

Cool facts about any particular day in history. Click on the calendar and choose the day.

  • Short n Scary Stories

10/15/13

Another wonderful place to write and share. Great stories that are creepy and fun to read.

  • Your Ghost Stories

10/12/13

Ah yes this is my favorite month and holiday time. (October and Halloween) If your like me than creepy stories right up your alley. Here you can read other peoples creepy tales of encounters with ghosts and other creep ghouls. You also can add to the cauldron soup here.

  • Netflix

10/10/13

I love this site. It has many movies old and new. I like the blueray disc rentals because the quality is great. I like to stream lost and BSG.

  • ExtremeTech

10/9/13

This site is great if you want to see the latest news on cutting edge technology and science. I use it to keep up with computers, tablets, phones and interesting new tech around the world.

  • Grooveshark

10/7/13

Ooh! I like it. Aha aha. Hey what's this song I hear on the radio. I must find out who it is... ahh its on Groovesshark, yeah baby chichiwowow

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