Jilly Juice, LLC

OMG I HEARD ABOUT IT and i had it and my life was changed so goooood i gave it to my autistic child and he got good no autism love it.

I am writing this on my toilet as waterfalls are flowing if you know what i mean.

Threat Model: Social Engineering
Threat Level: Extreme
Threat Agent: Human Actor
Threat Score: 100/100
Outcome: Malevolent
Challenge Payoff: 2,000,000 Units of Didactic Satisfaction
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Adversary Algorithm Flow Layout:
1. Initial Access -> Sucker List.
2. Discovery -> Targets of Interest.
3. Technical Information Gathering -> Specific Details on the Mark
4. Pretext -> Invitation to product X through Invitation.
5. Defense Evasion -> Plausible Denial of menacing activities.
6. Spoofing -> Product is masked as a remedy
7. Privilege Escalation -> Ingratiation with the target(s).
8. Credential Access -> Credit Card Numbers, Debit Card Numbers etc, Passwords, Username, Email, Routing Numbers etc.
9. Lateral Movement -> Move from node to node smoothly.
10. Data Exfiltration -> Data of Interest Acquisition.
11. Impact -> Zero-sum.
12. Backdoor -> Return to the environment to direct and administer malevolent activity upon marks previous conformance to the confidence trick.

Jillian claims her juice will "reverse" EVERYTHING from A to Z. " It will claim Downs, Autism, homosexuality, cancer, you name it, you're fixed. She believes everyone's blood type will change to O-. She believes she will live to be 400 years old. All by drinking her swill of water, cabbage and salt. The amount of salt will cause serious health problems. It will give you massive diarrhea, she says it's not diarrhea but a "cleansing waterfall.". If you disagree with her she will ban you. If you say her juice isn't working for you, she'll say it's your fault - you either did something wrong or didn't believe hard enough. Or join her pay site then she'll answer your questions. Jillian is dangerous. She has her own little cult that adore her like proper cult members should, she is god. Jillian claims science backs her protocol, she didn't bother to do "research" until the Attoerney General got wind of her juice and her claims. Jillian research is to Google, but she has no understanding of any of the information she claims substantiates her protocol. Stay far far away.

Also any positive reviews are like from Jillian, one of her cult of socks. Jillian is famous for doing this. She has to go keep her cult scoring her and sending her money and gifts.

I tried this product to cure my homosexuality, but I've been drinking Jilly Juice for months and I still have an unquenchable thirst for penis.

I used to suffer from chronic veganism. I suffered from the more serious type II veganism, that causes sufferers to spend all day, hanging out on Youtube videos about meat, trying to make everyone else join their weird little starvation cult, and spreading lies about "health benefits", and regurgitating nonsensical "proofs" that humans are not designed to eat meat, pulled from the videos of Youtubers who are mostly trolling, if not, just plain dumb.
I'd all but given up hope, but when the Jizzy juice protocol cured my stage 5 pancreatic cancer and made my arms and legs grow back, I was no longer miserable, so I lost all interest in spoiling other people's fun and pxxxing everyone off.
I finally had something to live for, so I was like, "Sorry, cow. You taste so good, and your flesh is too nutritious to pass up!"
So, Jizzy Juice indirectly cured my homosexuality and pretentiousness, too.
Jizzy has not paid me to post this positive review. She wouldn't do that. She's too smart and attractive

I used to have such a dirty life, touching other boy's pp who had gotten their pp rated big by pewds and trying to see what they had done to get such big pp! Then i figured it the $#*! out. IT'S JILLY JUICE! WAKE UP PEOPLE! -10/10 of my memes got rated big pp and i was able to ascend into a world beyond ours. It was beautiful. Guzzling that warm slimy gunk had somehow changed my life forever. Thank you, you scamming B****! GOODBYE YE MORTALS! I AM OFF TO BEAT MY GODLY MEATS TO HENTAI KISSIES!

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Horrible cult-like scam, where the disciples are not allowed to say anything negative for fear of removal. Downing up to a gallon of salty cabbage water a day to induce vomiting and diarrhea. This is to flush out imaginary critters from the body that are causing all illnesses. In Jillian's cuckoo world this can then cure any illness or disease from A-Z, regrow body organs and missing limbs, reverse aging, down syndrome, autism even homosexuality. For a PRICE of course! To share in this cult, eating disordered behaviour, you pay Jillian $30 for site membership plus $75 for an hour phone consultation. This woman has no medical experience and gathered all her weird knowledge from googling conspiracy theories. Yes she believes in chemtrails too and is not sure on the shape of the earth. Throw in the illuminati, anti vax and anti modern medicine and you have a raving lunatic scamming people out of money and it seems some are so brainwashed by her they love it. That's fine but NO it's not for children or pets or terminally ill people. You crazy cult members do NOT get to say that innocents can be abused with this crap.