Jilly Juice, LLC

I use to try to $#*! men constantly in the $#*!, anywhere, anytime, when ever I got the chance. I'd see some random guy peeing next to me in the bathroom stalls and I'd quickly grab his schlong and shove it way up in my $#*!, whether there was piss still coming out or not. I'd $#*! men even when they would say no, because no means yes and it's 2018. But eventually I had to find away to stop, because my penis was starting to stay red and was beginning to rot away, pretty close to falling off, because of all the mens $#*!'s its been in. So eventually I came across this woman named Jill on the Dr. Phill show. She seemed to know a lot because she reads stuff off face book and wikipedia, why the hell didn't I think of doing that, $#*! a science degree. But anyways she was talking about her new product that makes you $#*! water and can help you regenerate limbs. So I gave it a shot. Right before bed I drank some of the Jilly juice spiked with vodka and fell asleep. The next morning, I woke up to find my $#*! had grown back and was 12 inches longer! And best of all I don't like men anymore. In fact now I murder other men in the alley ways and behind a starbucks coffe shop. I'm am now hooked on women. And even better two days later I went to the doctor and found out to my surprise I almost died from AIDS and he said if not for the Jilly Juice, I would have been dead the next morning from it, I thanked him then later murdered him too. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THIS PRODUCT THIS $#*! NEEDS A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE! Put your faith in Jilly juice not in God.

Jilly juice saved me and wakanda using the power of healing it also saved every human being on the earth, it is the holy grail it is gods gift to man, it cured the black death, it also fed all of the children of africia in one vial, it also caused all products to be made in countries other then china. Jilly jews is truly gods gift to man. May I also add how jilly juce saved my cripplingly deformed child from autisim and depression and the other child grew a few extra limbs to help him with his homework because I had to go to work at a stripper. THANKS JILLY JUICE FOR SAVING MANKIND!

Ps it also saved wakanda from the nazi space aids

Since I started drinking Jilly juice, I have worked up to drinking 23.5 gallons per day. I HAVE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE. I am only a 9-year-old, but I have personally lived for over 400 years because of this juice. This made me so confident in the juice that I cut off both of my arms to prove the power of Jilly Juice (the pain of cutting off my arms was nothing compared to the pain of the waterfalls). Now, 2 new arms have grown from each one of my shoulders, so I'm basically General Grievous. The only negative side effect of the juice is the strokes. However, they are few and far between (only about once per day), and that is a small price to pay for a miracle, in my opinion.

At this point, I pretty much have to carry a toilet around with me because of the waterfalls (NOT DIARRHEA). However, this is barely even an inconvenience because i now have 2 extra arms to carry it with. All of my children are super-babies and were born with at least 6 limbs. All they consume is Jilly Juice. So what if they have never seen the light of day because they are always on the toilet? This is truly the next step in human evolution. THE FUTURE IS JILLY JUICE! 11/10 would recommend to anyone suffering from diabetes, ligma, or homosexuality.

What this woman is telling people to do is potentially deadly... why? Because she is telling people to consume so much salt that it can cause sodium poisoning it doesn't matter what type of salt you use... the sodium content stays the same. She is in uninformed snake-oil saleswoman, a quack with no training in science or biology whatsoever. She admits to this! She admits it hasn't been tested on anyone but her. She admits that she has no training. This is just one woman telling multitudes things she "thinks" this will do because... well no one has proven it can't do it. I mean seriously, "it can potentially re grow a limb" or "cure homosexuality" because no one has proven it can't? That's sheer lunacy.

Here are some actual facts people, empirically proven scientific and biological facts! Too much sodium can cause dangerous, even fatal effects and I'm not even simply talking about high blood pressure and strokes... there are other deadly side effects. When there's too much sodium in the bloodstream, water rushes out of our cells to dilute it. That's damaging to most cells and it's devastating to brain cells. As brain cells shrink, they're torn away from their usual locations. Torn blood vessels and fluid build-up in the brain cause seizures and coma (scientific fact that has been proven). Fluid can build up in the lungs, causing trouble breathing (scientific fact). Other symptoms include intense thirst, nausea, diarrhea (waterfalls), vomiting, and weakness (but she calls these symptoms "healing symptoms", what bull). Oh and then there is also the kidney damage that can occur.

Yet... she wants you to believe that the things you are experiencing are "healing symptoms" you just have to push through. No people... what you are experiencing is your body shutting down as a result of sodium overdose.

Was on a date with my beautifulllllllll girlfriend, we ate at a restaurant and my stomach began to growl and make wierd noises, my girlfriend asked me if i was okay i said i was fine, few minutes later i took my pants down and i let everything out, my girlfriend asked me "what the *"#!" are you doing, your embarrassing me" the chef came up to our table and told my girlfriend " dont worry, its just waterfall" and we shake hands, i told my girlfriend that she should try this also, at the start she wasnt eager to try it out but after a while she started and she says its the amazing thing she every drinken!, when shes at work she just take down pants and let the waterfall came out,

THANK YOU JILLIJUICE FOR MAKING MY LIFE PERFECT