Jilly Juice, LLC

I have been drinking Jilly Juice for the past two weeks. Every night I have woken up to a small ginger midget telling me that "Jilly orchestrated the invasion of Kuwait". I am starting to see visions of small brown kids being massacred at large by Jilly and her vaginal fluids. Every day, all i can think about now is Jilly. Why would she invade Kuwait? What is happening? What is her master plan? Am I homosexual still?

P. S: The waterfalls have started to come out of my nose instead of my butthole

Did not work. Made me go into hypernatremic shock, and only made me even more homosexual. After drinking this I felt the strongest homosexual urges I have ever felt. I have never felt such strong homosexual urges before, and I believe Jilly Juice has made me even gayer. Did wonders for my relationship with my boyfriend, and helped me feel secure in my sexual identity! 10/10

After 3 days of moldy Jjuice I grew a HUGE 3rd leg. I was able to *******@ck myself after that. My vagina is now so happy! My husband is okay with this though. He won't come near me. He says my chronic diarrhea is a turnoff. Ladies, drink the juice and you too can go *******@ck yourselves! No toys needed!

I just found out about this stuff, Jilly Juice yesterday watching Dr Phil. Just watching that crazy lady on Dr Phil's show kept my wife and I laughing for about an hour while I was drinking Richie's Juice,(BEER).

That crazy lady was funny. She acted like she was serious. She probably believes that the earth is flat too.

Thank you Dr Phil for having a comedian on for something different and keeping us laughing, but you better be careful because there are crazy people who might think that was a real product, and try making it, and actually DRINKING IT!

This juice is literally giving people strokes. DO NOT DRINK THIS! The insanely high salt content is dangerous and the creator has done nothing to help this and flat out denies it. This women is a monster praying on the unfortunate and sick.

Don't drink this, you can die. Educate yourself first, the amount of sodium in this concoction is extremely dangerous as it can lead to cardiac arrest at any moment. The 'waterfalls' which are just diarrhoea and constant urination is painful and not helpful. Jillian should cut her limbs off, drink all her jilly juice and show the supposed limb re-growth. The horrible insane inhumane greedy monster should be imprisoned or institutionalised immediately.

If you think that you are pretty healthy and pretty good looking and you have nothing to gain from this product, well. You're wrong. Actually, I found out that if you are praying while drinking the juice and screaming while experiencing waterfalls you will literally $h! T MONEY! YES ACTUALLY MONEY. But you have to be very specific about the currency.

Website encourages the use of a dangerous medically untested "juice" formula to cure any illness, this formula consists of fermented cabbage water with an incredibly high salt level, which can lead to salt poisoning and dehydration to those advised to take it. JillyJuice advocates for this be given to babies and pets, and for this to be used for cancer patients instead of chemotherapy - an act that may have already contributed to 2 deaths. Please do not pay for membership and give this company any money, the site administrator has no medical qualifications and is not licensed to practice medicine or give medical consultation.

People have taken this and they became even more sick. Further more, JillyJuice claims are not backed with proper evidence. Sources of so-called "evidence" she is attaining is not reliable as it is online.

She also has no medical degree or any certification whatsoever to have the right to make this claims. All claims she makes are based completely on theory and supernatural content. There is also a high sodium content that is risky for many people. Basically, this is promoting a product that isn't even confirmed whether it works or not. I recommend not trying it at all.