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Jilly Juice, LLC

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Germany
1 review
10 helpful votes
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Its the juice of Gods
August 7, 2018

I cut off my arm just to see if this Jilly Juice works and my arm actually regrow, this stuff is amazing! I don't need to drink or eat something else than Jilly Juice because it made me a god, im now ascended into a higher realm of being! If you ask yourself now how can i write this review then? The answer is Jilly Juice! I made a clone of myself using just this wonderful juice, we are many and we grow each day. Join the religion of Jilly Juice today just for a small price of your meaningless peasant life and become a god yourself!

Date of experience: August 7, 2018
Texas
1 review
12 helpful votes
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Fake
May 22, 2018

I just watched a show about your product and you need to stop someone is going to die from you. If that happens I hope they sue you. You are hurting people and the 2 ladies that were on the show be careful I wish you well you need to go see your Drs and have blood work done just to make sure you are ok please.

Date of experience: May 22, 2018
Indiana
2 reviews
33 helpful votes
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Dangerous, Cultish, SCAM
January 17, 2018

The recipe as given is a dangerous overdose of salt. Simply adding it to cabbage and water does NOTHING. Using the word "waterfalls" to describe the explosive diarrhea is trying to put a shine on a turd. Salt in the amount given is a laxative, nothing more. She is slippery, making no clear concise claims, saying it's your "intention" on how and if it works is just a ploy at covering her butt when the charges and lawsuits start. Stay away. Inform your doctor before starting or continuing. It will save your life.

Date of experience: January 17, 2018
Georgia
1 review
11 helpful votes
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Amazing healing results!
January 22, 2018

Jillian has found the same kind of healing that several others have found with the same research. People can't believe it, so they fear it... having not tried it. If you actually want healing, here it is. You must do the diet too. Understanding is key. Look at nourishing plot... actually read it.

Date of experience: January 20, 2018
Ireland
1 review
16 helpful votes
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Cures the Gay
April 20, 2019

I used to be autistic but got 100% cured by Jilly Juice. However my personal healing journey happened in 2 stages because it first transmuted my autism into homosexuality, so I had a powerful craving for penis, which could only be sated by servicing 4, maybe 5 guys at a time. This lasted for 3 years, every night spent in a glory hole or truck stop or glory hole in a truck stop, and then with the help of a gallon of fermented cabbage juice and the constant anal trauma of continuous violent diahorria, I turned straight and also I was cured of Aids and also I grew back 4 fingers on my middle hand

Date of experience: April 20, 2019
Massachusetts
1 review
25 helpful votes
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This promotes a dangerous regimen of salt poisoning and diarrhea. The creator has no medical training or license and should be in jail. She tells nursing mothers to stop breastfeeding and give newborns and infants this juice. She is a con artist and preys upon sick people. She is practicing medicine without a license, and people have died from following her protocol.

Date of experience: January 8, 2018
Kentucky
1 review
9 helpful votes
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Absolutely heavenly!
December 6, 2020

I took a sip and instantly grew a penis and my boobs fell off! It also brought john lennon, george harrison and brian epstien back from the dead! Unfortunately, i still have the gay.

Date of experience: December 4, 2020
Thailand
1 review
5 helpful votes
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Sewer water for sell
August 8, 2018

Useless garbage worst drink ever if you want to sell this next time i will sell poison and said that it's a healing power potion that will cure every disease
If you like a fate worse than death drink it

Date of experience: August 8, 2018
Canada
1 review
5 helpful votes
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Are you kidding me? All the research and experimenting for medicines and treatments for cancer was for nothing? All these years studying medical science and chemistry is useless? So we just needed to drink cabbage sea water all along? Goddamn, I didn't know the vegetables I eat everyday can be blended with salt to make me straight, regrow my arms, and reduce my autism all in one. I'm telling you, this woman's got some brainwashing power. I can tell the world right now that by adding tide pods to bleach, you can grow wings and breathe fire and become fcking Julius Caesar. Ffs, on a serious note, what could possibly make someone believe that drinking some shady dumbass's salty vegetable juice regenerate arms and cure cancer?

Date of experience: August 8, 2018
Canada
1 review
8 helpful votes
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ITS MAGIC
August 7, 2018

Welp my peepee felt off and my doctor said i would be single for the rest of my life... Those were sad days... But after I start drinking jilly juice my $#*! grows back... I am so happy right now.

Yeah i was just joking, that $#*! is bad for u please dont let your kids drink this.

Date of experience: August 7, 2018
California
1 review
5 helpful votes
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This jilly juice is full full of sh1t it makes you sh1t, its funny how her and her rightwing husband dont have a single negative comment on their facebooks, they must spend all day deleting nasty comments

Date of experience: August 27, 2019
Idaho
1 review
73 helpful votes
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Not a SCAM!
May 23, 2018

Turns out that one key ingredient is left out for obvious reasons because our government is controlled by greedy corporate machines that control the media. After adding shrooms to the brew I not only grew back my left pinkie to that I lost in an "Illegally Sanctioned" $#*! fight years ago, but I also have gained the ability to fly and travel between dimensions.

Date of experience: May 23, 2018
Singapore
1 review
16 helpful votes
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Thanks jilly juice! Now I have extra limbs, allowing me to be faster and more agile. I also grew 5 more heads, so I have more sets of eyes, to be able to see everything. After living for 500 years, with now 23 lungs and 16 kidneys, I guarantee jilly juics is the stuff of God's. Ok but for real, you're $#*!ing scum.

Date of experience: November 27, 2019
Arizona
1 review
24 helpful votes
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Thanks Jilly Juice!
April 12, 2020

I once was a depressed, acne ridden teen with a cat allergy. After two hours of drinking a gallon of Jilly Juice, I was not only ridden of my allergy to cats, I became one! Now that I resemble one of the fine specimens from "Cats" (2019), I have never felt more confident! In the photo below, I am crying tears of joy for this juice.

Date of experience: April 12, 2020
California
1 review
11 helpful votes
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Scam
May 22, 2018

This nut case doesn't care about people. She only cares about making a buck. All that salt! Guaranteed she doesn't drink it. Why anyone would want to drink cabbage salt water is beyond me. Hopefully the authorities will get wind of this and throw her in jail for scamming people. Get a real job, Jilly and stop stealing people's money. This crap should be called 'KillyJuice'.

Date of experience: May 22, 2018
California
1 review
27 helpful votes
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Words cannot express how awful this is. It pained me to even put one star but 0 stars is not an option. This concoction of salt and cabbage is dangerous. She will instruct you to drink upwards of a gallon or more which is 8 Tablespoons of salt, to get desired affect which is explosive diarrhea, which is colorfully remained waterfalls. People have lost their life to salt toxicity. Investigations are under way. Seriously if you value your life, DO NOT enter this cult.

Date of experience: January 16, 2018
Netherlands
1 review
3 helpful votes
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After taking this juice for about 3 weeks my blood pressure started rising and I got very bad pressure on my chest. I also started heaving nosebleeds daily and headaches that were worse than migraines, it felt like an ice pick deep into the back of my skull. It also gives you horrible diarrhea and very bad cramps.

As for the taste of the juice it tasted salty and kind of like it had gone bad.

Date of experience: August 7, 2018
Nebraska
1 review
8 helpful votes
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Jesus this woman makes me so mad and nobody should listen to her, and for example some of the things it can so-called cure. "It can reverse homosexuality" was the point where I was about to scream because I think that's $#*!in rude! "It can regrow organs and limbs" Ok where did you get this? The cells you think are there aren't and you're always going to be missing that limb and you might need a transplant for your lost organ. I'm not gonna keep going with these things that can cure you but what the hell! If you think the internet tells you that jumping off a bridge give you wings would you do that too? Cause I heard you got every bit of your scientific resources off of claims by god damn google! This Jillian is an idiot and you can die by drinking this so, please don't even think about trying this!

Date of experience: July 20, 2019
New York
1 review
5 helpful votes
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1 star for some of the most violent dysentery I could imagine. 3 stars for healing my broken leg and also growing an extra penis on the back of my right knee. Minus 1 star for the countless pairs of underwear I had to replace.

Date of experience: August 11, 2018
Washington
1 review
10 helpful votes
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Life changing!
August 7, 2018

Wow, this stuff is amazing! I cut my arm off, and grew 2 BACK! I tried it on my junk and grew a couple extra inches as well, the girlfriend loved it. However, we broke up because this stuff made me gay! It was supposed to reverse homosexuality but I guess it reverses heterosexuality as well! Which is a bonus because now that I've contracted HIV/AIDS from my numerous nights out with my boy toys, this helps combat that. Also, the claims about living to 400 are true! I went to the doctor the other day and he told me my body is in the shape of somebody who IS 400! It's absolutely amazing. I couldn't be more proud of the results, I've lived a long life and am typing this as I lay in my death bed covered in my own "waterfalls." I can't reach my JillyJuice anymore so I've resorted to drinking my "waterfalls," it has about the same effect as this magic concoction. Thanks Jillian, you dimwitted c**t.

Date of experience: August 7, 2018

Overview

Jilly Juice, LLC has a rating of 3.4 stars from 297 reviews, indicating that most customers are generally satisfied with their purchases. Jilly Juice, LLC ranks 10th among Vitamins & Supplements sites.

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