I have been drinking Jilly Juice for the past two weeks. Every night I have woken up to a small ginger midget telling me that "Jilly orchestrated the invasion of Kuwait". I am starting to see visions of small brown kids being massacred at large by Jilly and her vaginal fluids. Every day, all i can think about now is Jilly. Why would she invade Kuwait? What is happening? What is her master plan? Am I homosexual still?
P. S: The waterfalls have started to come out of my nose instead of my butthole