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Jilly Juice, LLC Reviews Summary
The company behind Jilly Juice exhibits a highly controversial reputation, characterized by extreme and often surreal customer experiences. Positive sentiments include claims of transformative effects and a humorous engagement with the product, suggesting a niche appeal among certain users. However, overwhelming concerns arise regarding the product's safety, with numerous reviews highlighting severe health risks, including hypernatremia and other dangerous side effects. The lack of credible medical backing and the promotion of unverified health claims contribute to a significant distrust among consumers, overshadowing any positive feedback and raising ethical questions about the product's promotion.
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Before i used to have down sydrome and would was suuuuper homo, but now thanks to jilly juice I now am no longer ailed by down syndrome and now like gals instead of dudes! Thanks jilly!
After taking Jillyjuice for a month my penis not only grew by 5 meters - it also split into branches of subpenises. Now I can impregnate at least 97 women at a time. Thank you for making me reach world domination through mass-impregnation.
This is involuntary manslaughter...
This is a bull**** cure. She is participating in deceptive marketing and her product is hurting/killing people.
SCAM
Are you kidding me? All the research and experimenting for medicines and treatments for cancer was for nothing? All these years studying medical science and chemistry is useless? So we just needed to drink cabbage sea water all along? Goddamn, I didn't know the vegetables I eat everyday can be blended with salt to make me straight, regrow my arms, and reduce my autism all in one. I'm telling you, this woman's got some brainwashing power. I can tell the world right now that by adding tide pods to bleach, you can grow wings and breathe fire and become fcking Julius Caesar. Ffs, on a serious note, what could possibly make someone believe that drinking some shady dumbass's salty vegetable juice regenerate arms and cure cancer?
The amount of sodium in this $#*! is not healthy at all. The $#*! will kill you and will cause strokes. Complete BS, don't trust this $#*! unless you're a complete headass that wants to die asap
Stop lying to people. Cut an arm or a finger, if you really believe it can grow back...
Nasty, makes you actually i'll. I don't know what was in the batch I got but I couldn't stop vomiting and had to go to the ER
I just grew a new $#*!, now I have two waterfalls $#*!
That's why people shouldn't skip school, jilly come drown on my waterfalls
Jilly juice is the best thing i have ever tasted. When i first drank it, i had waterfalls day and night. I had never felt so clean! Now my gayness has been cured, and my penis, which was chomped off by another man, is slowly growing back. Today, I am celebrating my 400th birthday by giving out free bottles of jilly juice. Call 1-800-cure-my-aids to get a free bottle now!
Please do not believe this crap. A delusional person is trying to exploit desparate people and thinks that is just fine.
Wow just wow. Jilly juice is a miracle drink. I cant believe it. My life has been turned around after drinking this miracle juice. I have now ascended into the higher plains of existence and now live amongst the gods of this realm. My skin is now made of light and I can travel through time and space, creating new civilizations across the galaxy. Unfortunately, I still get explosive waterfalls not diarhea, but it's totally worth it. 10/10
OMG I HEARD ABOUT IT and i had it and my life was changed so goooood i gave it to my autistic child and he got good no autism love it.
I am writing this on my toilet as waterfalls are flowing if you know what i mean.
Useless garbage worst drink ever if you want to sell this next time i will sell poison and said that it's a healing power potion that will cure every disease
If you like a fate worse than death drink it
And I thought seshuwan sauce was great! This juice is the $#*!! Literally, waterfallS. Hurricane Katrina called, it wants it review back so if you know me and my three bathrooms, its toxic soooooo dont look or it takes you. Anyways, this juice gave me a dream! This dream featured the kool aid man in jail and a witch hunt for the Kasperzeryzk! Illuminati touched my face. It slid it sick MJ fingers into my mouth and shrek spead his love. The relief is real and john travolta is my zero hero! Think of the possibilities like a clone of peter dinklage to Peter Parker's Ashes to another trip to the japan suicide forest. Talking to you KSI! Goodnight and Happy HOUR!
When I was 13 years, I lost both my leg in a car accident. After finding out Jilly juice last year. I stated taking and guess what... Both my legs grown! It's was insane. Now I can play basketball. Next year, I will be eligible to be drafted in the NBA. Plus, it cure my homosexuality. Now I can have all the women I wanted
I had EEMA and decided to use jiilyjuice and it cured me. For those of you wondering about my condition, EEMA $#*!. Ha got em
I've been drinking this juice for over 10 years and 25 gallons everyday, now I am fully ascended into my divine form, and it isn't even my final form. I grew 6 extra arms and also grew a permanent glowing halo around my head. I thinking I am now immortal
This all seems like a very bad joke. It's just as others described it - rotten cabbage water and an amount of salt enough to dry out and damage your organs. The fact that this has any positive reviews is so surreal, I actually had to pinch myself, in order to check if I'm not dreaming. It's like poison - don't drink it, unless you really want to harm yourself from the inside.
It might help you lose weight, but in an EXTREMELY unhealthy and dangerous way. It is not going to cure anything. It will not regrow limbs. It is harmful and disgusting.
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