Detoxify

So, I decided to try a few of the detox agents to see which one would work best in the event I needed one. I figured I would start with DETOXIFY instantclean first. On the front, it says NT... No time? No problem!. I'm not so sure about that. If I had no time, this one could cause a big problem! So after a little indulging in a toxin it's suppose to be a remedy for, I waited 4 days, no toxin to see how it works. In the box, you get 3 capsules. Clear, yellow, blue. Lets get started. I followed the directions to the T. Did exactly as instructed to. Took the clear, waited 15 minutes. Same with the yellow and blue capsule. After taking the last capsule, (blue) I waited 2 hours. Now these detox agents are supposed to be good for an average of 5 or 6 hours. They're supposed to become effective in about 60 to 90 minutes I waited 2 hours to give it plenty of time. Pissed like a race horse 5 times. The first problem I found, is the urine is crystal clear. It's like I filled the cup from the faucet. Looks nothing like urine. You give that stuff to someone doing an analysis, and they won't even test it, they'll just fail you on the spot for submitting an adulterated specimen. If you're on probation, or parole, you're GOING TO JAIL!. If it's for a pre-employment screen, KEEP LOOKING FOR A JOB, YOU AIN'T GETTING THAT ONE!. Not once, did the urine have any color to it. Of course, you could take a couple of vitamin B12 caps to give it some yellow, but that sometimes doesn't work with really experienced analyzers, depending on how much attention they're paying to you sample, and if they had a fight with the old lady last night, and ain't in no good mood today. At about 3 hours, I did a test strip for the tokeable toxin. Keeping in mind I had not indulged in 4 days, this should have masked it just fine. Well, I did get the required 2 lines, but the important one on the bottom was very faint. Keeping in mind that although faint, for all practical purposes, your test is still negative, although it's a suspicious negative. Here's a tip. If the bottom line is too faint, they can still fail you, because it can be assumed there is just a tad under 50 nanograms of toxin in the sample, or ask you to retest in an hour or so. Most likely, they'll pass you if they can see it as a line holding the test strip at a distance of about 18 inches without having to squint. If they squint, you fail. On my test strip, I may have passed, and then again, maybe not. Here's another tip. Don't overdo it on the water. Don't consume any more water than suggested. If you do, you're actually diluting and weakening the product to the extent that while you'll be pissing like the output of the Hoover Dam, it will look like the output of the Hoover Dam, and will probably be less effective... Of course, this is just my experience, but I'm a slender guy, low body fat content, so I don't have a lot of toxin being emitted from my body fat at any given time ( body fat is where this toxin hangs out once it leaves your blood stream). Your experience may be somewhat difference, but I do suggest you take some B12 30 minutes before starting your "cleanse" just to make sure you have some "yellow" in your urine. I have found something that works much much better. That coming up next... Personally, I wouldn't use this in a critical situation.