Lulu P.

With your order you will receive a card, pushing you to "spread the word!" The "word" being a list of websites pushing hate driven conspiracy theories. Alex Jone's Infowars heads the list. Okay, here you go, Dan Hall. I'm spreading the word so everyone can see what sort of barking mad person they are considering buying from.

A jury just fined Alex Jones 50 million US dollars for his sadism towards the first of the grieving families of slaughtered kindergarten children at Sandy Hook, and for egging his fans like Dan Hall's into torturing them too.

In the event that you too are a sociopath. And okay with that, maybe this will bother you:

Dan Hall brags about how all American his company is. But he doesn't sell a single item that is made in America. It's all from China. How stupid does he think we are?

People who are so antisocial that they can't hold a job often start their own company. Here you see a textbook example.

My order came covered in glitter