At least I got a laugh. My sense of humor is busted. The last thing I said before they closed the chat was "Still feeling hopeless but I guess I can be hopeless longer..." And they closed the chat. They say some rehearsed bull and then spit it at you, send some pdf file with coping skills and call it good. I'd suggest just going to the ER when you feel that way. Or finding someone you trust even though that's a pretty rare find. Those are your best resources.