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I-Ready — самый капиталистический обучающий сайт, который я когда-либо видел. Он настолько ужасен. Мне кажется, это притупляет мозги и это ужасно. Игр больше нет, уроки раздражают и слишком длинные, и всё это бессмысленно и вообще ничему не учит. Этот сайт отстой, а его создателя нужно отправить в ГУЛАГ, сгинуть навсегда и объявить капиталистом! (If you can't understand this review, put each sentence in Google translate one at a time)

$#*! YOU I READY U PIECE OF $#*! U KILLED MY DOG AND COMMITED ARSON ON MY HOUSE AND U KILLED MY FAMILY, THEN UB PROCEED TO KIDNAP ME THEN BUTT$#*! ME IN MY TINY LITTLE $#*! THEN MAKE ME DO 100 $#*!ING QUESTION HJA JIBCIJBSPCQOWUBU

I am in 6th grade and have had to do this for homework ever since kindergarten, it used to be fun, not anymore, and I never learned anything in 7 years of doing it. LIKE WHAT THE HECK?!?!?! Also this so called "educational" website isn't doing it's job.

There are so many bad things about this site. One is that the instruction takes hours. By the way, I am a middle school student from Liberty Center Schools. Also, the diagnostic... today is field day, and since I didn't get a high enough score, I can't go outside to have fun and chill with the guys. I have to retake this $#*! like $#*! iready. I may or may not kill myself, this $#*!ing $#*! has ruined my whole school year. $#*! u iready.

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I was doing I-Ready with the rest of my class (it f****** sucks by the way) and we all got the same question wrong. I-Ready proceeded to nuke every city in the world over 1 million people, and started world war 3. It's been seven years and I have been hiding with the 7 survivors from my original class of 33. I lost my left ear, and one eye. The other learning platforms of Khan Academy, DeltaMath, IXL, Brainpop, Amplify, Prodigy, and Quizlet finally stormed the I-Ready headquarters today. The captured the leader, and hanged him. Hell yeah! Now, I am going out of hiding, and am going to rebuild New York to how it used to be before I-Ready ruined everything by starting WW3

I ready really sucks its boring iam in my class rn and God its boring as hell it can die in a fire I will find the guy who made it and make hi, suck d#ck he sucks and SAY HELL YEAH IF IreADY IS BoriNG SO YEA COOL AND YEA AND IREADY IS BAD BEC I GET ONE THING RONG RESTART LIKE WTH

These lessons are long as $#*! and they even give you wrong answers and these $#*!ing long $#*! lessons stress me the $#*! out

You know you're doing something wrong when even your loading screen has commitment issues. Seriously, iReady, save us all and just hit rock bottom already... LIKE BRO IF YOU DONT FUC*** GET YOUR A** OUT OF THE FREAKING "EdUcAtIoNaL" SECTION IM GOING TO LITERALLY BLOW UR DAMN COMPANY UP AND LITERALLY STARR THROWING ACID STRIKES AT YOUR DAMN SITE I LITERALLY FEEL LIKE SHAVING MY HAIR WHENEVER MY TEACHER SAYS "GET ON IREADY EVERYBODY" LIKE NO! GET TO THE GYM FIRST! IREADY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GO BANKRUPT IM GOING TO LITERALLY BREAK MY ANKLES SO I DONT HAVE TO DO THIS S***

The cupcake game and pizza game confuses me, what's with the rabbits? Is there a furry apocalypse? Also Plory and Yoop kidnapped my dog and sold him to Elon Musk so it sux :(

It suuck my balls at night and gos to my brother and sucks his to it really is just giving me terminal 7 ball cancer. I-ready make me wanna cause 911 again and i wanna rape everyone and my sister and i beat the $#*! out of my sister. I reaalley hate iready becausee it sucks so much and i want to kill myself after rapeing you and you dog

It's terrible, it hurts to even think about it, it burns my eyes I'm bleeding on the ground after doing i ready for 10 minutes, and I have 50 minutes left. I can't do this anymore i can't sleep i can't think i need help i hate i ready with all my life my whole school uses i ready and they ll hate it im dying of iready and the characters are killing me there so scary and THEY ARE EVIL! Imma kys cuz i ready isso freaking annoying i gunna bust every where and nut on my desk the mountains are gunna become nut-caped instead of snow because it gonna be filled with my *man made* snow

I can not stay focused and need to switch tbs teaches distraction and laziness, don't use it Its bad

IREADY, YOUR F**CKING WEBSITE SUCKS! I CANNOT EVEN LEAVE THE SCREEN WITHOUT IT SAYING "aRe yOu sTiLl tHeRe?" HOW ABOUT YOU STFU AND GET A F***CKING JOB HOLY SH**. AND PLORY IS BUILT LIKE THE SPACESHIP FROM LITTLE EINSTEINS SHES BUILT LIKE A F***CKING PENCIL. AND THE MATH LESSONS ARE BULLSH** HALF THE ANSWERS ARE INACCURATE AND THE F***CKING SITE FREEZES. I HOPE THE OWNER OF IREADY GETS FOUND BY THE CARTEL AND HAS TO BRUSH THEIR TEETH WITH ACID TORTURE. DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED WITH YOOP, YOOP IS STUPID MOTHER F***CKER WHO CANT COMPREHEND THAT I'M 12 YEARS OLD. AND IM IN LEVEL F! 11 SO F**K IREADY

In 1945, the Germans won the Second World War, beating the allies in the largest war in history. In 1956, the Soviets fragmented into a million pieces, and the Japanese seized Transamur. In 1962, the Cold War is very large, and the U. S, German Reich, and Japanese are in a three way civil war. Nobody knows what will happen next.

$#*! Iready it's so bad it made me eat my balls it so bad it made me cum it made me hungry it made me old it let me jerk off to the green alien it is so trash that it goes in the trash can Iready made me cum it got me hyped up it got me to jerk of and that's how long this song going to go

The Idea Of Iready is good trying to help students do better overall but. Theres some problems... The mini games aren't not that good there just kinda boring some kids that I know in my grade got put into the elementary Iready? It's not even like 5th grade this is like this is like 3rd grade! I sadly don't have photos for this moment, But the teachers think base IReady can help someone without using the Iready assignment feature heavily underrated feature it can help kids get ahead because its based off the current material and you could fail for messing up on 2 questions Also The leaderboards are hacked for the games. I'm a standard student who's in the 7th grade but I think I can make a better program for this idea number 1 I feel like there should be more games and you shouldn't fail just because you messed up on 2 questions! So make the quizzes bigger and put reminders that teachers could put assignments, and make sure kids do not fall so low in a low grade level in Iready. Curriculum Associates, LLC please do better

Bro I lost my $#*! after using it. It done got chopped off by Plory. She done CHOPPED My MEAT. It's now 1 single atomic atom. And at school they call me 1 Atomic Atom Andy. Like bro It's not my fault I just wanted to get rizzy with Plory the orange alien mf at iready. DO NOT Ever use iready if you don't wanna get yo meat chopped into a single atom. Also I got diddled by that green alien Yoop Yooply, he done pegged me for 8 hours straight. 100% Do recommend. Best 8 hours of my life. Game is game. -Andy Fernandez The No $#*! And No Meat.

Took 5 minets to load. Takes forever to get a game and that game is normaly 1 minet. Why did the school distrect replace lexea with somthing just as bad

"I-READY"is so bad, because you cant even learn anything off of it. ITS RIGGED! WHEN I GET A QUESTION RIGHT IT SAYS IT IS WRONG! I do not recommend it, I'm a sixth grader and it makes me crash OUT! I hope it gets banned.