Jilly Juice, LLC

So far its been 6 months on jilly juice and I've got to say im sticking to this for life. Only thing is i make my own now. Anyway, i always suffered from lusting over penises. Every night since i was a kid i would dream of them inside of me and symptoms only got worse as i got older. I began to fantasize being being raped by strangers and also forced into their basements to be their eternal sex slave. Ever since jilly juice all of that not only has dissapeared but now what i think about is raping girls and forcing them to live in my basement like a normal straight man. I never thougth i could change this!

The second improvment i noticed is that im much smarter. I used to forget everything and i had a hard time making plans because it was hard to think. Now not only do i remember where all of the cameras are on the college campus near me but i have created a solid plan to have my first straight sex experiences! I cant wait! Thankyou so much jilly.

So i have been drinking jizzy juice for a month now. Its really called jilly juice but once i started drinking it, I think the cabbage or sodium in there had a weird reaction to my body. This juice turned me into a raging homosexual, and now I can see ghosts n dead people. Omg did you know eveytime you yawn a ghost puts his penis in your mouth? So since i started this wife n kids left n i cant stop yawning and putting random guys honkers in my mouth
Thanks jizzy juice 8==== =D 0:

Take it from someone who got a minor in biology for their undergraduate degree, got their master's in public health (aka preventative medicine), is qualified to teach in their state to teach health education and currently works in healthcare: this crap will kill someone and/or severely hospitalize someone.

These are my experiences with this life changing product.

PROS: - I sleep better and longer, I feel rested and well. - I can focus better. - The waterfalls aren't really that bad.

CONS: - My head hurts constantly. - My skin peels off when I scratch it. - When I press my skull it feels soft. - My fingerprints have started to wear off. - My urin contains stomach acid. - I pass out randomly. - When I sleep, I can feel movement inside my brain.

VERDICT:
I recommend everyone to quit any kind of treatment and start using Jilly Juice. I have used it for five months now and I can definetly feel an improvement.

The bottom line is, the only thing Jilly Juice cures is constipation, and only temporarily. It's basically a exceedingly high sodium fetid cabbage laxative slurry, with which miracles are supposedly performed through long bouts of explosive diarrhea. If that isn't horrible enough, Epperly's apparent delusions of grandeur and paranoia have taken her down a twisted road of other fantastical, but of course unproven, beliefs. There's much blather about "the Matrix", parasites, yeast, living forever, exercise is bad, sex is bad, media is bad, and on and on.

I used to suffer from many health and mental issues. I had anxiety, depression, and was addicted to many drugs. I was overweight, had skin complications and many other problems with my body. All of my problems are just about gone because i'm about to die soon from drinking this juice. My doctor has told me I wouldn't live another 2 weeks if i continue my current diet. 2 more weeks and all of my problems will be gone! Bonus: This can also help people in debt as I will no longer need to be required to pay in 2 weeks. Thank you Jillyjuice!

This cabbage and salt recipe is NOT juice. It is a rotting mixture that sits on your counter molding for days before youre allowed to drink it. Waterfalls are actually diarrhea that are slowly dehydrating and killing you. Jillian is encouraging mothers to feed this to children including babies instead of their breast milk or formula. Her followers are so sick they are convinced they have parasites and this juice (called The Protocol) is killing the parasites and anybody who disagrees with them is being poisoned by their own body parasites. Do not follow her protocol and please intervene with your loved ones at any cost of they are too. Do not send this con artist Jillian any money.

My penis is now 33 feet long. It got so big that my morning wood suffocated me-twice. But my girlfriend came in and poured some JillyJuice (mixed with some of my sperm) on my tounge and I came back to life.
Bad news though. Since my peepee is so big now I have to tie it to my left leg so not to frighten the children in my village. This is fine and all but if I get a boner I will literally snap my leg in half. Which I've done-twice. But JillyJuice mixed with my sperm healed that leg up quicker than a Sunset on a pale afternoon near the Jersey Shore on horseback.

If you're interested you can purchase my sperm for $19.95 via Spotify: Just type in Deacon Paris and you'll get, via my 3/10 music, a whole slew of my sperm. It's even more salty than JillyJuice!

I drink a gallon of jews each day and I never felt better. I used to have chronic gae, and I've tried many methods, but none worked. I went to a doctor and he said it was uncurable and I would never get better. But since I have drink juice I have not so much as smiled at another man because I am so straight now. I suggest anyone suffering from gay try this, it will make your life better. Thank you jilly You have cured me! I look forwasrd to wasting money on more spoiled cabbage juice!

The word i hear Jilly throw around so much; substantiation. If her product works so well, why cant any one with an appropriate degree substantiate it? Why cant i find a single comment from a medical professional, that feels like this molded water, is amy good?
Do NOT do this "protocal" if you value your life. People have died. Whether she wants to admit it or not. People have had mutliple strokes. All of these things can be substantiated. Unlike any of her psuedoscience.

Jillian Epperly promotes her #jillyjuice recipe as if it will cure every disease and ailment from a to z. This is not true. Her recipe can be fatal and has hurt many people. Jillian Epperly is a cult leader who brainwashes people into drinking toxic amounts of salt. Do not buy her membership. For more information regarding the dangers of jilly juice and the truth about jillian epperly please visit these sites:
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RIP Bruce Wilmot RIP Shannon Langdon

This is how bad Jilly Juice is Death of Bruce Wilmot
In the summer of 2017, Bruce Wilmot, who was diagnosed with stage four pancreatic cancer, began taking Jilly Juice.[5] Wilmot's daughter Taylor described him as "emaciated", and stated that he "was drinking so much of it, he was basically starving himself. It was all coming out as diarrhea."[1]

On July 20,2017, about a month after he began drinking Jilly Juice, Bruce Wilmot died.[1][5] Epperly responded to his death in a video by saying that Wilmot did not consume enough Jilly Juice, stating that he "really should have kept going", and that his medications, his consumption of pineapple juice, or the medical industry may have contributed to his death.[1][5] Epperly later wrote that she "can't be held accountable" for deaths resulting from the consumption of Jilly Juice, and that "correlation does not mean causation."[5]

I grew 3 ten inch penis and i am a girl! I can now fly...! I feed it to my little sister she died... but its okay because she did not continue to drink it after she died like you said in your doctor phil episode i feed it my cat who used to have 2 legs she now 333 legs and can snort 65 lines of cocaine. Even tho i have diarr-waterfalls... 6 times a day all my friends said i look like a twig and ive already had 12 strokes in the 4 months ive tried it. My brother who was gay and married and had two adopted kids is now dead and his kids are straght but have an iron defficiancy!