Fuckbook.tv

They claim to be a dating site, but in the fine print they claim that this is for entertainment purposes and they use some silly bot profiles. If you're looking to get laid and think this site, or Naughtydate.com or Sexualencounters.com or adultfriendfinder.com might fit your needs, you're wrong. I thought I'd have some fun with this one and learned some things. First there will be a lot of fraudulent hookup sites, forever, because of sites like this http://www.cummission.com/. Look at the referral fees. It's more than a months subscription. So sites like Pornhub.com, Youporn.com, xvideos.com, etc make money two ways here: 1. They may be paid to display the ads on their sites and 2. They probably get revenue sharing. It's up to you to not fall victim to your libido. You may ask why I think this is a fraud. Well somehow I got on this site and it claimed that it had lots and lots of horny women from the Kansas City area, "just text and get laid." Now who can turn that down? You. And I should have, but despite expecting it to be a complete waste of money I decided to squander $30 on a one month subscription. How did they tease me into doing this? I somehow landed on their page and it had a salacious picture I hadn't seen before that claimed she lived a couple of miles away. So I looked and it said we need to ask you some questions before you join to ensure you're the correct type of guy these discerning women are looking for. I answered all the questions wrong. For example, you will see someone you know. Do you promise to be discreet and not tell anyone. I answered "No." Then it took me to the next question. BTW that was a red flag. Will you promise to use protection? "No." next question, etc. So suddenly it says I've created an account what's my email. Since I've got a junk email acct, I entered that. Immediately, KC residents, AgronaBailey and Spicyvanhildr sent me messages and their profiles had adult themed pictures. In all 13 profiles contacted me. None of which were real, but all had comments like "recently active" and "Online now." I posted a head shot, that I could use for business, and the messages came flooding in. I hadn't even paid and at this point I couldn't read the messages, but I'd never seen so many messages and since I felt like I could squander $30 I signed up. All 13 profiles were bots. There were 48 discrete messages that were essentially questions from bots that went like this, "hello I have noticed that you haven't fully completed your user profile. Completing your user profile allows other members to easily search for you based upon criteria contained in your profile." or "Hello/Hey there/ ever hooked up with somebody on this site?" Additionally, none of the 13 had posted anything new less than two years old and some had the newest content was posted five years ago. Once they had you, they didn't care. You couldn't interact with anything. Nearly all the pictures of other members were very old as well. When searching for members in the KC area it looked like there were a lot, but upon becoming a premium member, there are 0. That's none. My age range is 18-100, and nobody is from KC. Compare that to match, which is real, and I have a lot of parameters that winnow the likely candidates and it shows 635, just in the KC area. Beware, if you sign up, on the payment page is a box that is checked to make you a VIP. It's in fine print and it allows $#*!book to duplicate your profile to other sites that offer promo memberships for 3 days and autorenew at a much longer and more expensive time frame. How many sites, IDK, I unchecked the box, but remember what it says on cummission.com about referrals to other sites. In summary, there's nothing on $#*!book. I gave them $30 which paid for some education that ideally should help me and you, if you've read this far. This is an empty site promising you that you'll get laid, but what they really mean is they'll $#*! you out of at least $30. In order to cancel your membership, you must email the billing department from their site. Go to the bottom of the page and click on "billing." Go to the "How can I cancel the subscription?" and click on the link "our support." It opens a window, click "other" and that will open another window. In the subject window, put "cancel my subscription" Type "I want to cancel my subscription to your $#*!ty site." in the message section. Type in the code do a screen print and save it to your computer. Hit "send." and you should be done! Get a screen print of your successful transmission also. BTW this site is so bad, they created a profile for me upon redirect to $#*!bookflirt.com and I had to use an email link to get back to $#*!book.tv. I'm going to assume they won't cancel my subscription and I'll contact my credit card company, present the information I have and have them get the money back. When you see $#*!book.com it'll morph into something else like $#*!book.tv and $#*!bookflirt so it's difficult to contact this shady company.