Mickie D.

1. This bank is using early 20th Century ATM and banking systems in 21 Century.

There's no way to deposit checks or cash@ "YE OLD" ATM, saith thou?
Noooo!
Most systems are not touch screen, if you can read the cloudy, dim screen.
2. "OH, THEY GET THEY HUSTLE ON, THEY GET THEY HUSTLE ON!" OH, NO THEY DIDN'T... OH, YEAH THEY DID! THEY the "SPIRIT AIRLINES" of banks. THEY charge you for: money orders, using different ATMs, double up overdraft fees, and have additional return deposit fees ( on top of the overdraft fees). And maybe other fees, I don't know, because I've only had this acct for under 3 months.
3. Trying to get the bank to return money for unauthorized payment... that you can prove was unauthorized, is like pulling "TEETH" not just the bad teeth, but the good and healthy teeth with the bad teeth, without novocaine while using an industrial power drill!
4. They Drive thru services, THEY DRIVE THRU SERVICES... OMG! OMG! Why it take so long, when "YOU THE ONLY ONE THERE!" The "drive thru" should be "drive bye"... "BOY BYE... BYE FELICIA, BYE FELICIA!"
5. NEEDLESS TO SAY, I'm closing the account.
I could use "proper grammar," however, I think "proper Ebonics" better amplifies and express my emotions, in this case.