MR. C IS A BIG FAT BOWLING BALL WHO "TEACHES" KIDS MATH! HE LOOKS LIKE HE WENT IN A SEVERE CAR CRASH AND HIS EYES MOVED IN THE CRASH! HE HAS A WEIRD SMILE! HE IS THE CREEPIEST THING EVER! IF YOU WANT TO TORTURE INNOCENT KIDS, USE XTRAMATH! (DO NOT USE IT!)