Hired a car... it wasn't the model I asked for and it stank of stale fags. They showed me round it in the dark forecourt, so I could hardly see anything. But I was desperate to get something to see family just before Christmas.
When I returned it, they used a light to show me a LIGHT SURFACE scratch on a door. I hadn't touched anything driving it, so either it was already there when I hired it, or else it happened when parked in a shopping centre. Whichever, Enterprise told me they would charge me £2,000 for it YES, TWO THOUSAND POUNDS!
I hadn't taken out their insurance as I am a careful driver and have never had an accident in over 40 years of driving. They had told me that the excess was £2,000 initially but my understanding has always been that excess means you pay for a maximum of that amount, not a minimum and they gabbled away at me so fast it was pretty impossible to follow what they were saying. Eventually, they said the amount would be around £1,300 as a special favour for which they could supposedly get in trouble.
Even so, I looked it up on the Internet and I could have bought a whole replacement door for much, much less. Furthermore, a local friend had had 3 deep gouges taken out of the back of their car and were only charged £300 for fixing it.
A TOTAL RIP-OFF by con artists and, I will never know, but wouldn't surprised if they had a nice little number going with the local bodywork repair garage to split the massive overcharge.