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KiwiFarms has a consumer rating of 2 stars from 2 reviews indicating that most consumers are generally dissatisfied with their purchases. KiwiFarms also ranks 105th among Funny sites.

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Top Critical Review

“Owner of this site needs to be in prison”

Alexa T.

CDA 230 does not apply. If the owners (Joshua Conner Moon and his mom) do contribute to this site, then they are responsible for the content. I am on this site.

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3 reviews
7 helpful votes
February 23rd, 2018
CDA 230 does not apply. If the owners (Joshua Conner Moon and his mom) do contribute to this site, then they are responsible for the content.

I am on this site.
114 reviews
191 helpful votes
March 4th, 2016
They require that you answer questions that are nobody's business. The question in question (lol) is about a medical procedure done for religious purposes. And their tone that they wrote for the available answers is leaning towards that religious practice. Most of the world actually DOES NOT do that so I hate websites that force their opinions down peoples throats.

So what exactly is Kiwi Farms you ask? Here is a long description of my interpretation as to the website itself.

Kiwi Farms is a very helpful website. They catalog all different Shrimplets (better known as LOL Cows) ? The word I picked is Shrimplet. Shrimplet is a combination of Shrimpy and Young Urban Child (or people who act like them). Shrimplets are people who want to be Internet Famous on YouTube and especially Facebook. They might be very talented and you think you have many things in common with them be cause you have the same interests as them. You also agree with what they have to say when they Rant about some thing, but THEY ARE NOT GENUINE. They are basically Shrimplets and they are also Fake. One example is this particular Shrimplet who is talented but it is all unwanted. He literally THREW HIS TROPHIES AWAY. He has had a very blessed life and went to a upscale High School WHICH HE DROPPED OUT OF. All he wants is Handouts ("Donations") and does not want to even venture outside of NYC (except to Hollywood of course) Everything in between is "The Suburbs." These types of Internet Famous people are actually cruel towards their supporters. They think they are perfect and if you offer any criticism of any kind you are a threat. If they make a mock film, their actors in the film ARE NOT EVEN PAID. And these "celebrities" are not interested in anything except taking "donations" so that they can live with they parents and play video games all the time. This is actually the second Shrimplet, not the first. The first one actually works and goes to night skoo, but you have to blindly follow every advice he gives, or you are "a threat".

A third example is a Biracial Canadian who is actually MUCH MORE SUCCESSFUL and "works" harder than the previous "celebrities". Even more spooky is that he looks very similar to one of the Shrimplets. Unfortunately he is a Vegan extremest that is actually a hypocrite. And if Vegans are against animal cruelty, why do they have all these videos of animal abuse?!

A fourth example is this one very short guy, apparently never had any thing to do with a female. He is absolutely miserable. He has perfect teeth. Somebody loves him enough to make sure he has good teeth. And also a driver's license and his own vehicle. All those things were HANDED TO HIM but he is all depressed and whines in all of his videos. He sometimes even yells to the point it is actually amusing! The reason why it is amusing is be cause he obviously enjoys being miserable. He uses his misery to become famous.

These are a few examples of people discussed on the Kiwi Farms website. And then there are many other examples of whiney people with possible mental instabilities, and are usually desperate men never getting any dates. It appears to be a movement called True Forced Loneliness.

I almost joined the website so I could discuss these whiney "celebrities" with them. However, the registration requirements are literally Too Much To Ask.

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