Disney World

Disney World is a magical destination that truly offers something for everyone. The theme parks, resorts, and dining options are all meticulously designed and executed to create an unforgettable experience. The attention to detail, world-class entertainment, and impeccable customer service set Disney World apart from other destinations. While it can be expensive, the memories made here are priceless

If you're like me and like seeing people in costumes, then you too like Furry conventions and Comic-Con. But if you like spending more money than most apartments cost in a year to give your kids a memory that they'll forget the second you leave and then go back to being little sh#ts, well, Disney World might be right for you!

Imagine it, you and your family in humid Orlando Florida for two to however many days it takes you to climb a clock tower and do a triple-barreled swan dive into the depths of crying children, overly priced food, lines longer than a brachiosaurus d... Just so you can get a fifty-dollar shirt made out of two dollars worth of materials, by people in Thailand that couldn't afford a ticket to the park if they worked for the next two hundred years straight.

I'd say if you need a holiday bad enough, just drop the little ones off at a relative's and hit the pub. Sure, you'll still spend a few bucks and feel like rubbish the next day, but I assure you that when you leave, your only concern will be how you're getting home and why the sheila with you met the night before who looked like Adriana Grande now looks like your Aunt Delores.

Cheers!