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About Me

I'm just an ironic and facetious Aussie living in the US who has hands, feet, and a nose. Ya know, the usual.

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I've been to 54 countries, I know seven languages, and I'm also terrible at Yahtzee!

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Sheilas, writing, biking, dildo sword fights, traveling, learning new things, teaching old things

33 Reviews by Amber-Beth

  • Picso.ai

1/1/24

Until recently, PicSo allowed people to make full AI digital photos of sheilas. Both clothed and unclothed, if that's your thing. You could even have it make them look like actual people.

Recently, though, they've changed their 'business model' to only allow fully dressed portraits of people. While there is an option that allows you to modify clothing or backgrounds, which is what I use the most, I'm told that all of the moderators on the website have abandoned it so reaching out to customer support is non-existent and unless you've paid for the webby using a virtual credit card that you can just lock, you're basically doomed into perpetual billing, unless of course, you ask your bank to stop the payments and block the vendor, which can be a lengthy process.

PicSo is operated or at least run in part with DeepSwap, and they did something similar with their webby a few months back. Abandoned a ship that's taking on water, yet they're still selling tickets.

I have a yearly subscription, which I might renew 'if' they don't ruin the editor part. If so, I'll jump ship and well and swim with the sharks. At least with them, you know what to expect upfront and that never changes.

Tip for consumers:
If you're looking for a website that makes AI sheilas, try sexy.ai. They even have a free version for us cheapskates!

  • Sexy.ai

12/30/23

While most people likely use this webby to make pics of sheilas, it can also be used to make art as well, which is 'mostly' what I use it for.

It has various engines and render types so you can choose from realistic to more artistic, they even have a cartoon style!

I like these chaps because they allow people to use it for free, despite the free version only allowing 2 renders at once. The paid version allows 4 renders at once.

While not all renders are perfect, it allows you to edit your prompts for both what you want to see as well as what you don't want to see. So you can limit how many 'artifacts' or 'blemishes' you'll get, as well as specify how much of what and the exact details you want. Sometimes you have to render the prompts a few times to get exactly what you're looking for, but if you're patient, you'll get there. The site even gives you suggested prompt, which can be nice if you're not yet used to making your own or if you're just unoriginal or have no sense of imagination.

I use the app to make cover posters for scripts I write. It's a lot more affordable than paying other artists to create them digitally! And while it is AI stealing someone's job, when I can get art for free as opposed to paying hundreds, if not thousands of dollars--I'm going with the frugal route every time since I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth. I was lucky if I had a plastic spork most days!

Tip for consumers:
A solid website! Not for minors, though!

  • Sitejabber

11/5/23

Are there any websites you like? What about websites you hate? Do you ever go golfing in the nude? Well, if so, Sitejabber might be right for you!

If you ever wanted to share your opinion with others on how much you like or dislike a webby, Sitejabber is a good way to do it. I'm not sure exactly how well-known the webby is, but I'm sure more people have heard of them than the sheila you kissed in the third grade behind the bleachers that will deny it to this day.

So give the page a gander and share your knowledge or disdain for other websites.

Tip for consumers:
Antifreeze isn't the best marinade for chicken.

  • FaceApp

10/7/23

FaceApp is a way for Instagram models or people to make themselves look like cover models. It's basically giving yourself 'image' plastic surgery while maintaining the look of an old cat lady in real life and all for $5.99 a month!

I've checked it out and it and mostly use it to touch up images of adult porn stars I find online who are pretty but could use a little improvement. Hey, I'm just being honest!

It has some interesting features such as letting people change their gender, hair, age, or smiles and such. The AI seems pretty realistic and, for the most part, looks pretty natural. I have noticed, though, that the lower the dpi is on the image, and the more 'features' you add to it, the more pixelated it becomes.

All in all, though, I'd say if you like making yourself seem like a completely different person, or if you just want to change a feature or two or 16 on yourself or others, it's a good app to do so. Just remember, if you're posting those 'images' of yourself for online dating and pretending they're you, just remember that men show up to first dates expecting rosey cheeks, not Rosie O'Donnell!

Tip for consumers:
Does anyone want some losing lottery numbers? I'm great at those!

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FaceApp, of course

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  • Deepl

10/4/23

DeepL is a free translator service online that's like Google but actually tries to be correct. While it doesn't have all languages on there, especially the crap that millennials speak and call 'English' it does have a good variety of some of the most common things.

While I've found the website to be more helpful than the downloadable app, which tries translating things that aren't even words, I'd say it works as a quick translation tool if you need one.

Tip for consumers:
My pet elephant is a small to medium-sized grapefruit

  • HelloFresh

7/13/23

I will start off by saying I can in some ways appreciate what HelloFresh is striving for but in many ways, I think they're doing it wrong. I'll explain.

HelloFresh is essentially an online shopping market that allows you to order so many meals per week that they tout as 'home-cooked' and 'cheaper than eating out.' There's no debate that the meals are home-cooked since despite them sending you the ingredients yu must cook them yourself, but I have a lot of speculation that it's cheaper than eating out. It may depend on the person and their budget, though.

Moving on, each meal weighs in at around 1000 or more calories. Most are not keto-friendly and if you're seriously too lazy to go shopping or prepare your own food yourself, I doubt you'll bat much of an eye at that fact, but if the average person eats 3 to 5 times a day and your entire diet consists of high calorie and high carb food, well, I hope you have good life or health insurance.

Personally, I don't think HelloFresh is what's cracked up to be. I can eat much cheaper and healthier by just buying my own food and preparing it. Does it take longer? Sure, but at least I know I'll be able to see my ankles when I'm 50.

But as with those people that like to choke themselves for a good time, to each their own!

  • Grammarly

8/26/22

So Grammarly is an extension you can add to your browsers that works a lot like auto-correct on a phone. It's meant to help you correct errors when typing, but like auto-correct, it causes a lot of errors as well and gives recommendations that go past wrong, keeps going, and stop somewhere near Singapore before realizing it's a moron.

I think the idea for it is great, but it's clear that whoever programs it either isn't great at programming or they're a little too good at huffing rubber cement.

As a writer, I oftentimes think faster than I can type, so the result is some garble that sounds like your drunken neighbour Farbor after a three-week binge on rum and paint thinner. Wait... Is Farbor a name?

But like birds yodeling, it happens. So I like that Google Docs will give me recommendations for minor mistakes I've made. Grammarly is a nice secondary 'mistake catcher,' but some of the recommendations it gives me makes me think back to the time I got hit in the head with a hammer and called my dentist to ask for directions to The Gap. True story. Well, except for the last part... And the middle part... And the first part...

I was told the paid version of Grammarly is better, which is what I have, and quite frankly, I've found both the paid and free versions to be about the same. Overall, it 'can' be a helpful app for minor things and if English isn't your first language, but other than that, you might get further having your cat proofread for you. I mean, unless you're more of a dog person.

Products used:
Grammarly only has one product, as far as I know.

  • Sundownnutrition

7/31/22
Verified purchase

So I live on a relatively repetitive diet since my parents were kind enough to gift me with some fun genetic issues: diabetes, Crohn's, being ugly, etc.

Over the years, I was able to get rid of diabetes simply by diet and exercise alone. Both of those things have helped my Crohns's issue quite a bit as well. Unfortunately, only masks and brown paper bags fix the ugly part...

That said, I take a lot of supplements since I can't eat a lot of different fruits and veggies due to the high carb or sugar content. Plus, mangos are known to be A-holes, and I try my best to avoid them! That all said, I've found that Sun Down offers a wide variety of things at a pretty inexpensive price. I can say this honestly because I'm super cheap!

So if you're like me and you care about your health despite looking like someone beat you with a waffle iron... I'd recommend checking these folks out. I mean, even if you want some nutrients you might not be getting from your diet and are looking for a good source, you might also consider Sun Down.

Oh, and just in case anyone wonders, mangos and I are on 'speaking terms,' but we're not on good enough terms to have Sunday Brunch. Maybe someday...

Tip for consumers:
To open the bottle, remove the lid and then remove the fresh seal. From there, you must conjure up the spirit of Tallahassee Tom, who oddly is from Louisville, Kentucky. I'll be honest; I'm not sure how he got his nickname?!

Products used:
Supplements. Many types.

  • Innovixlabs

7/31/22

I discovered this company about a year ago while searching blindly through Amazon for vitamin K2 since, at the time, I was deficient in vitamin D3.

But I came across this brand and since have fallen in love with their products. I mean, we're not going steady or anything, but they make zero sugar products for those who want to stay in moderately good health just so one day we can likely be hit by a bus or get a rare type of cancer that only giraffes can get. Thank you, universe... You bastard!

There are plenty of other supplements on the market and some standing right next to it trying to get your attention, but I'd say this is my favourite brand and always a go-to. You could always eat 90 times a day to get everything from the food pyramid into your diet, but most of us don't want to weigh 7000 Lbs to get all nutrients in our diet alone. But if you do, no judgment.

Tip for consumers:
Stay healthy, and don't take llamas skydiving!

Products used:
K2, Magnesium, Calcium, a drunken wombat, etc.

  • Natrol

7/31/22
Verified purchase

I have funderful ADHD, so I also have insomnia. I've been known to go weeks only a few hours of sleep, and let me tell you, that's about as fun as having a salmon take you out to dinner and then sneak out the bathroom window and stick you with the bill. In the rare case that's never happened to you, let me just tell you that it sucks!

I've tried all kinds of things to fall asleep. Diphenhydramine, listening to Nickelback, exercising, dropping an anvil on my head, making my room pitch black, chamomile tea, huffing powdered sugar, you know, the works!

But I've found this sleep aid works pretty well. Not only does it pretty much put me in a coma, but when I wake up, I feel well rested, and now I no longer have to listen to Nickelback. That alone is worth the cost of these things!

If you have trouble sleeping and nothing else has worked, maybe give them a try and see if they work for you. If nothing else, at least you never got dumped by a salmon!

Tip for consumers:
Not suitable for salmon.

Products used:
Sleeping aid.

  • Deerparkwater

7/31/22
Verified purchase

As a fan of staying healthy, I drink a lot of water. About 150 ounces a day, and that's not even exaggerating. If I were going to do that, I'd say I was attractive or ugly because that would still be an improvement! Hey, I can't help it, my parents lived through the 60s...

But Deer Park sells some pretty tasty spring water, and I've had a lot of spring water in my days. I would actually go as far as saying that personally, I like this water more than Fiji spring water, and I used to live in Fiji. I had a pet coconut crab and everything. Arnold... I wonder what ever happened to that little guy?

So have yourself a bottle of crisp spring water and toast to Arnold, wherever he may be.

Tip for consumers:
Share with your mates and any penguins you meet. They like water too!

Products used:
Water. I thought that would be obvious?!

  • IPTorrents

7/31/22

While I can neither confirm nor deny that I've used this website, some say that it's quite a good place to find the latest digital things that most people are too cheap to pay for. I, personally, don't watch too many movies or play many games since I have ADHD, and I'm too busy cleaning things I just cleaned five minutes ago, and I'll likely clean again ten minutes from now. But if I 'did' use web pages like this one, I'd say this is a solid one.

Now, if anyone asks, I was never here. Neither were you. Jim was, though, but he's a jerk, so no one cares if he gets thrown under the bus. I mean, except for the bus. Its name is Doris. She's quite the sheila!

Tip for consumers:
Invest in a VPN and a pet cactus.

Products used:
Me? I used nothing. I swear! Literally, I swear all of the time...

  • eHarmony

7/31/22

Do you like paying for a relationship before you even meet the person? If so, eHarmony might be right for you!

EHarmony is one of many online dating platforms that gives you a long list of questions that takes seven full years to answer and then sticks them into a software that uses its own 'algorithm' to match you with someone who is said to connect with you on an emotional and personal level.

EHarmony says that there is someone for everyone and that their website is in the top 5% for matching anyone. Oh, but they don't match anyone who isn't cisgender and is looking for someone else who isn't cisgender. So if you fall into that category, well, so sorry, no refunds!

While I do like cis sheilas to a degree, I was given a gift card of sorts to eHarmony before, and much like fist fighting a Kodiak bear to pass the time, I figured, 'Hey, what's the worst that could happen?"

Before I explain my results, allow me to say that I don't judge people on their looks as much as their sense of humor and intelligence. Besides, I'm facially challenged, so I don't expect to meet sheilas that look like Victoria's Secret models. That said, moving on...

The results I was given were people who lived nowhere near me, people I had zero in common with, people who made me long for the comfort of said Kodiak bear's claws, and a few sheilas looking for sugar daddy's. Seriously, people, I know I'm old, but I'm pretty sure those are sold at stores still, right?

Overall, I found that eHarmony was a waste of my time, and as with many webby's that attempt to hook you up with others, they fall victim to the same tasteless patterns as all other sights in the way that their algorithm is about as useful as braille on a stop sign on the autobahn.

I got to use the website for free, and I still felt ripped off!

Tip for consumers:
Expect disappointment.

Products used:
I tried to meet sheilas or nonbinary people and ended up having more fun changing my socks.

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  • AliExpress

7/27/22
Verified purchase

I gotta say, I don't know why there's so much disdain for this webby? It allows you to buy inexpensive products directly from sellers, cutting out the middle man. It's quite nice!

Most of the reviews I see are that the products aren't manufactured to a sultan's standards. Well, duh, mates! Some of them are cheaply made but still work as well as their expensive relatives, for the most part. But sometimes, you just have to roll the dice and see what's a better investment. So far, I've stretched a LOT of dollars on that website.

I've bought a lot of clothing on this website since they're usually inexpensive, and since I'm not looking to win any fashion contests, since I'm ugly... I'd say the clothes I've bought thus far are quite nice and hold up to my standards, and I'm Australian, so my standards are higher than Snoop!

Delivery can take some time since a lot of the companies are located in China, Korea, or other countries that end with an 'a' and start with other letters... but I'm patient. I also have no issue with buying items from other countries because I've found they're made with about the same quality as anything in the US, AUS, UK... which are usually manufactured in other countries anyway, just relabeled. Shysters!

But AliExpress has a 15-day guarantee, and if everything you buy doesn't live up to your standards or isn't as it was promised, you can send it back and get a full refund, no questions asked. To be candid... If you can't break or bust it in two weeks, it's likely not going to happen. But if it does, it can easily be replaced by a replica that's just as cheap!

But I'd say it's a good website to check out, if you're like me and frugal aka cheap but like a good selection of things.

Tip for consumers:
I am not a walrus.

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Sweatpants, hats, hoodies, bras, nail polish.

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  • Sweatcoin

7/27/22

Sweat Coin is a great app! It literally pays you for steps. So whether you're hiking, biking, or being chased by coyotes riding wolverines, it pays you for your steps all the same!

Maybe you just like taking a brisk walk in the evening to unwind after work, or maybe you need to get away from your significant other for a while so that they don't 'disappear,' Sweat Coin will pay you for any steps you take. It even gives you an option twice a day to earn two times the amount of normal steps for up to 20 minutes. Get paid more to do less!

Now when I say it pays you, I don't mean it will cut you a bi-weekly check or give you 401K or dividend options, I mean you will accrue 'money' within the app itself that you can use to buy different types of healthy snacks, earbuds, or other equipment you can use during exercising. You can also find a notable charitable cause and donate the money. That's usually what I do since I've never been fond of eating earbuds, and I can never manage to link healthy snacks to my phone's Bluetooth...

Overall, I'd say it's an app worth having, even if you're as lazy as my flatmate and never leave your room except to use the toilet or to eat your weight in cheese from the kitchen. I'm sure even a few steps a day, when added up for 70 years, still adds up.

Who are we kidding? Eating that much cheese and not exercising... My mate's borrowed time is on borrowed time.

Tip for consumers:
It likely doesn't work underwater or in outer space.

  • Pushbullet

7/26/22
Verified purchase

Unlike most people in the world these days, I highly dislike using my phone for anything other than calling people, and even then, it's rarer than rare steak! I'm keener on using a laptop for messaging people since I work from home on my computer, and I'm not much into being glued to a phone all day. Not to mention my carpal tunnel likes texting about as much as I like walking in on my grandparents doing 'the deed.'

So I use Pushbullet, which helps me stay in touch with my mates who don't like to use FB messenger, email, or various other apps and prefer to text.

Pushbullet has a free plan but limits your texts and images per month, or you can spend $5 a month and pay for their full plan and get unlimited text forwarding. To be fair, most people usually waste more money a month on far less.

Now mind you, this service is likely only helpful to you if you prefer to type on a PC or MAC keyboard over those tiny phone keyboards. But to be fair, with as big as cellphones are becoming these days, soon the keyboards might be close to the same size, just foldable.

  • Networkisa.org

7/26/22
Verified purchase

Are you a writer with more ideas than you have connections? Do you enjoy spending your entire life in a fantasy world only to try and find people to read your scripts in reality and realize you're still living in said fantasy world? Well, if so, ISA might be right for you.

What is NetworkISA? I'm glad you asked. NetworkISA is a website that allows writers with no connections to the industry to 'try' and throw their hat into a ring with five hundred thousand other people who also wear hats, in an event that seems to only judge people based on their umbrellas...

As with various other websites, they are kind enough to allow you to pay $35 to $95 to enter most contests and from that point on, it's really just a roll of the dice. Think 'Vegas but with your eyes closed and far more competition'.

I won't lie, I've placed in a few competitions but when the main writers are chosen, I'm always left feeling that regardless of how great or polished my racecar is, I'm constantly losing to a can of pea soup...

All of the gibberish above said... I'd say if you have a love for writing and creating things, it's not a bad place to try your luck. Just don't get your hopes up too much or before you know it, you'll find your entire life in shambles as writer's block ruins what's left, while the aforementioned pea soup steals your car and brings it back with an empty tank.

  • Gmail

7/26/22

Gmail is a solid email provider that allows users to create an email account, which can be attached to YouTube, Google Docs, and several other services provided mostly free by Google.

As someone who's had email addresses with several providers, I'd say that Google is by far one of the most secure free email providers, assuming you set up a two-step sign-in. If you don't set up such a thing, you might as well make your blood password: PASSWORD or ishouldstopdrinkingdraincleaner4good.

Personally, I love how Google links to so many things, and as a writer, Google Docs is my favorite place to be. Well, aside from the green dispensary or possibly in bed sleeping.

For a free email service, though, you really can't go wrong with Gmail unless you're a Yahoo fan. In which case, stay off my lawn; you're not welcome here. I mean, unless you brought cake. If so, come on in.

Tip for consumers:
If you ever find yourself in Ibaraki Prefecture, Japan, and you happen to come upon a small sushi restaurant named Sal's, run by an octopus, be sure to avoid the 'off the house' menu. Yahtzee!

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  • Pornhub

7/26/22

I can't speak for other people, but when I was a kid, finding any type of adult 'content' was more difficult than explaining to my parakeet Newton's First Law, and I don't have a parakeet... These days, it's relatively easy for adults to find just about anything they're into. The same goes for anyone else using a computer whose parents don't put age restrictions on it...

Myself being cetrosexual, it's not exactly the easiest to meet sheilas that are my types. And since my immune system sucks and post-pandemic gay bars aren't exactly my idea of a fun time, and online dating is about as helpful as a hole in the bottom of an inflatable raft... I oftentimes turn to the internet for 'company.' Now, I will not elaborate on my meaning of 'company,' and to be fair, if you need further contextualization, you might want to go into the other room and hit yourself in the head with a garden gnome for being a bloody moron.

That said, Pornhub, like many websites, offers a good amount of free 'content' that is only limited by your imagination, internet, and computer. Possibly your job or significant other, as well, assuming they aren't as keen on you watching it as you are.

But hey, life is about experiences and enjoying one's 'self,' so don't let anyone tell you what's 'normal' and what's 'weird,' considering about 50% of the people in the world believe some dude lives in the clouds and chills with a talking snake. Be your own judge!

  • Weather.com

6/22/22

Overall I'd say that Weather.com was set up with a clear purpose in mind. Allow people who are too lazy or too busy to watch TV, a way of finding out the weather. In that way, weather.com is successful but it does so much more than that and as we all know, more is not always better.

Weather.com used to be somewhat simple. A by-the-numbers website to tell where it was going to rain, snow, be hot & humid, etc. Now, they add a ton of other 'useful' info to let you know about that I'm guessing either just slows down the server itself or eats up bandwidth similar to Pac-Man after visiting his first legal green state. Because though some days the website flows rather smoothly, other days I feel like I'm waiting for paint to dry and other days paint is waiting for me to dry...

As a fan of the outdoors, I'd love to just be able to check the weather and go. Instead, I'm stuck reloading the page, watching it crash again, freeze again, and load pointless ads that make me long for the times I was stuck in traffic with no end in sight but at least I had company. I mean, it was a lamp, but it still counts!

Tip for consumers:
Be patient and if that fails, pretend you're a dolphin. It will be more constructive.

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