How do I hook up I paid 250 and can't get nothing

asked by mike b. on 5/25/15

8 Answers
Thumbnail of user jackh66

Mike, it's totally all about standing out from all the douchebags on there, and trust me that is about 90% of the guys on there. It's really not that hard to do, just look up my profile, phlytrader and take some tips from how I wrote my profile

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Thumbnail of user danas220

First of all take a decent picture where you do not look like a rapist or serial killer.

Clean up Most guys do not shave or trim their beards, cut their hair. No woman wants an without decent hygiene. And wear a decent shirt or pants.

Please can the usernames you think may attract women referencing your privates, your tongue and anything else. I do not choose those profiles. Just a name, even if fake prompts me to connect.

Write something about yourself, what you are seeking and please leave out your sexual fantasies. I know why we are there, you know why we are there. We can discuss your fantasies after we connect. Women on the site are seeking a connection with a person and most likely a long term FWB.

Just be honest about what you want and be human, not your idea of some male porn star.

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Thumbnail of user lisak92

Well, do NOT behave like 90% of all the guys on AM and you will be fine :D

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Thumbnail of user victorh35

Look up how to hook up on Ashley Madison. There are walk through guides that help you... it isn't easy... a million guys are trying to get the attention of hundreds or less of women... you have to stand out. Be you and be honest, avoid graphic $#*! pics, leave a bit of mystery... don't be a creep (that is all on you). I met my fourth woman on AM this weekend... that is through a year of use and $500 in credits... I have banged just as many women in the last year that I met at work, and another 2 off craigslist... I will say, one woman I met on AM was the hottest chic I ever had and screwed like a pornstar... it was worth it for the one Holy Grail I found... wasn't easy though.

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Thumbnail of user tomt47

Hi Mike, Suggest you read my review. It should help you figure out where to go from here. T.

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Thumbnail of user eddyk6

Mike, consider the money spent as a charitable donation to a shmuck fund. Stick with meeting women in public places.

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Thumbnail of user ar5269

Call them. They are pretty easy to reach and quite helpful. I think this is the number 1-866-742-2218 x 2356

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Thumbnail of user mell128

U won't.

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