Lucy M.

I go on the website thinking I might could date an outer space Alien. Instead it's all of these 90 year old wheelchair bound ladies in Brooklyn, Perth Amboy, Trenton, and hookers. I put a little profile on there and in two days have been solicitated 200 times. It's hard to keep up with because their profiles are deleted in two hours. They are gorgeous in their profile photos (not real, no doubt). I picked up the patterns and banter in a few minutes. They want you to contact them through coded g-mail and they disguise their phone numbers by saying things like I was on highway 888 and passed 780 donkeys and then saw 1001 crows. I am trying to communicate with two of them but haven't gotten beyond a cursory introduction. One lady just told me that her mother is sick in LA and she needs help getting out there. A HARD PASS.