robin j.

Hello? Hello, hello! Uh, I wanted to record a message for you, to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually posted on that website before you. I'm... finishing up my last week now as a matter of fact so... I know it can be a little overwhelming, but i'm here to tell you: there's nothing to worry about, uhh, you'll do fine! So... let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Ok? Uh... let's see. First there's an introductory greeting from the company i'm supposed to read. Eeh it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Welcome to Qfeast: a magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Qfeast is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon the discovery of the damage or death has occurred, a missing person's report will be filed within ninety days or as soon as property and premise have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached and the carpets have been replaced. Blah, blah, blah.' Now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about! Uhh, the users here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No! If I were forced to post... those same stupid posts for five years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So remember: these users hold a special place in the hearts of children and you need to show them a little respect. Right? Ok. So just be aware: the users do tend to wander a bit. Uhh, they're left with some kind of free-roaming mode' at night. Uhhh... something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long? Uhh... they used to wander during the day too, but then there was the slur of '17. Yeah... it's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, ya know? Now concerning your safety: the only real risk to you as the night watchmen here, if any, is the fact that these users... uhh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll p-most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without it's username on. Now since that's against the rules here at at Qfeast, they'll probably try to... forcefully stuff you inside a Qfeast account. Um, Now that wouldn't be so bad if the accounts themselves weren't filled with gay people, Naruto and Gacha Life, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort... and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when the pop out the front of the website, heh. Y-yeah they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, goodnight.