Jake S.

If ugly closet gays jacking off to pictures of Harry from McFly whilst Miley Cyrus plays in the background is your thing, then welcome to Buzzjack.

Your IQ is guaranteed to be reduced into minus figures within days of joining this community. The only people who post on here are homosexuals. If anyone on Buzzjack says they're straight, they're lying. If you're straight and want to discuss music then my advice is head over to Digital Spy. If you're an ugly gay who has never had sex and, justing from your face, probably will never then join this group at your own risk.

The general theme throughout the forums is HOMOSEXUALS R' US. It's basically a crap gay porn website hailing itself to be an entertainment forum. Well yes, if jacking off to a picture of Harry from McFly is your idea of "entertainment" go right ahead.

The majority of comments posted on a daily basis are like the equivalent of a smegma $#*!. You can literally smell the cheese before you enter The Lounge which is infested with some of human kinds most despicable creatures.

One poster on the forums simply going by the name of is self absorbed to the point of believing his own hype, and regards every other member of Buzzjack as one of his minions. If you genuinely regard as an awesome individual with a fantastic sense of humour then you truly belong to Buzzjack. Anyone with two braincells direct yourselves to Digital Spy. Or any other website to be perfectly honest. Or even outside. Yes, that place on the other side of your bedroom window.

Buzzjack is an embarrassment to the internet and I feel ashamed to admit to falling into the trap when I signed up to the forums way back in 2006 when I didn't get out much. I eventually plucked up the courage to go outside and I've not been an active member for 6 months. Logging out of Buzzjack transformed my life.