J. D. J.

FROM NATIONAL LAMPOON MAGAZINES SOME 40+ YRS AGO TO A MORE CEREBRAL BUT LESS FILLING BEER... OR PARODICAL PUBLICATION...
NEVER FORGET THE COMEDIC GENIUS OF DOUG KINNEY, JOHN HUGHES AND P. J O'ROURKE...
OF COURSE... DOUG KINNEY FELL OR JUMPED OFF MAUNA LOA IN HAWAII C 1980... THAT COCAINE WILL GET YOU COMING OR GOING HUH?...
AND THE OTHER BY FAR 2 PASSED COMEDY MILESTONES FROM CITED AND WELL LAUDED FROM EVERY OTHER CAMP...
THERE'S SOOOO LITTLE CEREBRAL COMEDY IN ANY SINGLE SATIRICALLY FOCUSED POP CULTURES NOT CONTAMINATED LIKE A $#*!TY FINGER IN THE NUPERCAINAL, LIDOCAINE OINTMENT OR JUST RECYCLED COCAINE GLEANED FROM THE CONSOLE OR DASHBOARD OF THE CAR... THESE DAYS.
I PREFER THE PRINT (SLICK PAPER THANKING YOU IN ADVANCE FOR THIS FEATURE OF LUSTY SQUIRREL SHOTS... WITH A MODICUM OF CONTEMPTUOUSLY LEVEL OF NUDITY AND ORAL... THANKS!
THIN LATEX GLOVES SHOULD BE INCLUDED IN EVERY PACKAGE INSERT FOR MENTAL FLOSS... AFTER MY SUGGESTIONS ARE MADE MANIFEST ASAP... THANKING YOU IN ADVANCE... A FEW MEGAMEAT LABIAL VOLUMETRIC CHALLENGE SHOTS TOO... JUST TO PROVIDE DECENT DEGREES OF DIVERSITY IN ERECTILE TISSUES AND NOT JUST THAT OTHER, CO OFTEN CONDEMNED TO FLACCIDITY...