Walter R.

" Wanna hear a Joke? First, here's the "Punchline": "Match.com"! Are you laughing has much has I am? Hey, just Kidding you. ( I must be Stoned). No, really. Guess what happened to me on there? You see, I was scrolling down all the "Good" reviews of it here, ( I must have bumped my Head), and I decided, "Hey, why not give this Fantastic dating website a try"?. ( Damn, this is some good Smoke), and I went to open a Profile there. ( Crappers, the Room's darkened and Spinning). But WAIT! There's far more to this then meets the Mortal Eye. I NEVER EVER posted ANY profiles there! ( Damn, Dude. This is getting better all the time). What I did was simply enter my email address, placed a totally Fictional password, then sat quietly back to enjoy the "Fireworks". BAM! BAM! BAM! I had gotten exactly 78 emails saying the Women on there absolutely LOVED my "Profile"! These emails rolled in in just 3 days. Yes. You read that right. 78. In just 3 days. Funny. I NEVER EVER POSTED A PROFILE! Just put in my email address! These emails where actually saying Crap like, "She likes you", and "your a Match". Guess what? They're all Women above thw Age of 65 and 70 yrs Old. I live a much younger lifestyle and I live as though I am still in my early to middle 30's. What a SCAM! Damn, I feel so sorry for those of you who've lost loved "Ones". I mean, lost loved "100's". Read my lips. NO NEW MATCHES...

"Come one, Come all! The Nigerian free SCAMMER FILLED WEBSITE IS HERE! I'm absolutely amazed! You gotta become a Member here at "www.matchdoctor.com". You just gotta! Wanna laugh until ut hurts? Wanna break your Guts from rolling on the Floor in utter Hilarity? Check it out. There's almost 42 pages of new "Women", ( hmmm. Did I say "Women"? I'm sorry. I meant to say, NIGERIAN SCAMMERS) that have joined in just the last couple of days. And, not a one of them, I REPEAT, not a one of them knows proper English Language Skills. They ALL use an "i" instead of an "I" when speaking of themselves, not a Damn one knows where one Sentence ends and another begins. They ALL start a Sentence at the Period of the Sentence they just ended, many say that they're "Slim/Slender" built, but they're only 5'5" Tall and weigh a WHOPPING 245lbs! THAT'S NOT "Slim/Slender"! That's MORBIDLY OBESE! Wanna laugh until you Pee yourself? OVER 15,000 Women on there claim to be "Native American". So, I screw with them and ask them, "So. Your a "Native American", huh? Well, now. What "Race" of Native American are you"? ( It's a "Trick Question"). They say their a "Caucasian" Native American... GET OUTTA HERE! "Native Americans" are very dark Brown Skinned AMERICAN INDIANS! And, hey. If you just so happen to be going on "99" yrs. Old, there do be aplenty o' fine youngin's 'bout 18 to 26 yrs Old that would just LOVE to Date you there! Almost every new " Woman" ( Oops! My Bad! I mentioned the word "Woman" in conjunction with matchdoctor again! So solly, chally!). I will bet you my Testicles that the owner and the "MOD" there are actually Nigerian Scammers themselves based entirely upon the amount of Scam Runners there are there. It's supposedly run out of Florida. Look at a World Atlas. What Country's directly across the Atlantic Ocean? Yeppers! AFRICA! Matchdoctor has NEVER EVER been a good website for "Dating". Take MY word for it. I'd been a Member there since about 2000. NEVER EVER met ANY Woman ( Oops! There I go again! Putting the word "Woman" in the same Sentence has matchdoctor! My Bad!) in person from there. NEVER EVER become a Member there. EVER. Unless, of course you plan on parting with your Money. Thank GOD I never sent a Damn one Penny to anyone from there. Keep your Money. Oh, I forgot. It's a "Free" dating website. Like I said. Keep your Money..

"mingle2" is a SCAM. I had Pics removed for no reasons, although the Women on there are allowed to post Profile Pics of their Dinner. I contacted over 690 Women on there, and when they gave me a Cellular Number to Text them at, I always checked the Area Codes with the U.S. Area Codes in the Local Phone Book. Guess what? They claim to live in, for example, Macon, Georgia. Guess what? The Number they give me is to a Area Code OVER 1,450 MILES from the Locations they claim to be living in. I also NEVER TEXT them without first actually Calling the Number. I'd been "Locked out" of my Profile there since the start of June. I KNOW why. Because when I get the Number to Text them at, and I call it? It's either a "Google Subscribers" Phone App or a "TextMe" Phone App. So I go right back to their Profile there and tell them I called the Number. They always say that the Phone they're using can't make or get any Calls and it's Broken so all they can do is Text. I also noticed the highly suspicious amount of Women online there from "Firestone Park". WOW! OVER 32,000 drop dead GORGEOUS Women on there, live in the "Firestone Park" area? Gimme a Freakin' Break. I looked up "Firestone Park" on Google Maps. It appears to be a Street name. And, if you look closely, "Firestone Park" is just that. A CITY PARK. All these miscreants live in a City Park? It's an unincorporated area, where People don't live. Also, the literally 10's of 1,000's of Identical Profiles on there. So? It's a "Free" dating website. And, I suspect that the so-called "Good Reviews" about this SCAMMER FILLED WEBSITE are no doubt written by mingle2 Proprietors. Trying to save Face with the Public. Don't become a Member here at ANY COST. AND IT'S FREE..

"Now, is it just me, or are all the Women on there in Freakin' Nigeria or West Africa and they're ALL Nurse's working with U. N. I. C. E. F.? "I will be back in state in weeks time". Sound familiar? WAIT! I KNOW! I just so happen to know every $#*!ing Nurse in the "Village". Right? WOW. I'm never going to be getting Sick in my Lifetime! I got a Nurse to tend my Health! ( in weeks time). Or, another great one-liners: "i deal in beeds and antique sculpture". WOW! You can actually spell "antique" and "sculpture" but your having trouble spelling "Beads" correctly? Huh? Give me a Break! Something else I'm very curious about. How is it that the website has a profoundly exorbitant amount of Women online across the U.S. at the ungodly Hours of like, 2:45AM and 3:30AM in New York? They claim to have WELL OVER 1,657,890 Members! Does that mean that there's that Many who've been SCAMMED by these miscreants? These are no doubt Nigerian Scammers. I hope that these SCAMMERS are taken off the Internet and made to Pay back everyone's hard earned Money. Not just the lucky few mind you. But I mean EVERYONE who's fallen into the trap of the promise of "Get Laid tonight". P. T. Barnum once said, "There's a Sucker born every Minute". Allow me to add to this: "There's a Sucker born every Minute. And at LEAST 75 NIGERIAN SCAMMERS born every SECOND to take advantage of him". In closing, my condolences to ALL WHO GO THERE. BEWARE. BEWARE. BEWARE. THIS SO-CALLED DATING SITE'S A SCAM! You'd do both your Manhood AND your Wallet a MUCH better service by going down to Oracle and Grant Rd and buying yourself a $20 Dollars Crack Whore. After all, when you are finished Banging her, She goes her way, you go yours. BUYER BEWARE..