1. My booty is POP-ping
2. Zero itch, chaffing or bunching up
3. They are form fitting and superrrr comfy
4. The fabric is breathable, I don't feel like I'm suffocating and I have sufficient movement
5. Waistband doesn't roll and doesn't leave that annoying gap in the back for my tiny-waisted women out there
6. They aren't see-through aside from
The design (we thank God)
7. Most importantly, THEY HAVE POCKETSSSSSS!