Holy shizzle, where do I begin. Aleks is a website owned by Satan who is controlling the minds of young students. Why are you starting slavery with third graders?!?! This is terrible, join my campaign to get aleks shut down for good!
“Hi Hallostropshire! How coincidental that we have the same name! I liked your review! It was so great! I want to join your campaign! We must band together! Aleks must fall!
Love, Hallostropshire M.”