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Zoosk

Zoosk

9/6/11

It has taken me years and a lot of wasted paper to finally figure out the simple truth: dating websites are totally wack! I have met more losers, weirdoes, and enough diagnostic facility candidates on these cheesy rip-off sites to fill an entire city. These sites are filled with way too many single women with young children and mismatched baby-daddies nowhere to be found and too many Dexter-looking dudes who still live in Big Momma's basement. Just do it the way folks did it in the old times: meet people on the same dusty roads you travel. If you want to meet someone nice, go to nice, educational places. Stay out of clubs and happy hour; nothing but pot-bellied, pee-smelling drunks and floozies dressed like cheesy sexworkers with too much Ronald McDonald makeup. Dating websites like Zoosk, e-Harmony, and Match.com are just legalized organized crime units. Shame on them!

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