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Michael P.

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About Me

I was 15, a young buck on my own plantation about 37 million years ago. Things were different back than. Our star went supernova in what you call M37, our home Snowball was similar to your own.

How I Can Help

I can only help you with 3 questions 1. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop. 2. Why knowing what we know and still eat a hotdog. 3. How to spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

Interests

Cream colored ponies, crisp apple strudels, door bells, sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles

144 Reviews by Michael

  • AnastasiaDate

10/26/13

Michael P. Reviewed untrue (in hook up)

I know a lot of people may disagree with my review but this is the way I feel...

This site is one of those sites just here to find guys stupid enough to sign up for it and put in their credit card #'s. Hey guys you are much better off just man up and talk to a girl that you know at work, church, grocery etc... If you actually think you got a chance on a site like this one, you got a serious character flaw. Go get professional help please!

P.S. Here is a way without using credit cards and also a much better chance to get a real blind date.

Step 1. Pick up white pages and open to a random page

Step 2. Point with finger on a random line and dial number.

Step 3. Talk nice and use your best bait and hook

Step 4. If they want to meet great if they hang up go to step 1 and repeat.

  • Tmart.com

6/28/14

I know a lot of people will disagree with me on this but this is the way I feel...

If you buy from websites based in China a good rule of thumb is don't buy technology (phones, computers, cars etc...) and food (baby food, formula etc...).
If you buy anything at all... maybe cheap plastic things like cd holders and make sure they aren't priced over $5. The quality of products here are like the stuff found in claw machines in children's arcades. If you are a mannequin and in need of that shiny $5 gold watch to go with that shirt than be experimental and go for it.

PS. Don't order more than one item at a time that way your never out more than $5.
Here is a small translation chart for this website...

When they say = it really means this...
Minutes = hours
Hours = days
Days = weeks/months
Fast shipping = faster if you walk/swim to China
Free = how much money do you have?
Reliable = it will break soon if not already
Customer service = fake person/A. I. overdosed on drugs simulated chat box
We will fix it = add more problems
We will reship the item to you = Unfortunately it went down with the Titanic
Want you to be happy/satisfied = please buy more junk from us
100% money back guarantee = 100% guarantee you won't get your money back
Nice picture of product = nice picture of someone else's product
Thanks for your feedback = it's going into the trash
We apologize for all inconvenience = send more money
Sorry to hear that = send more money
Best regards = thanks for your hard earned cash
Please inform us your order number = so we can lose or delete it
I can't find your order details = here it is, oops down the shredder
I can check it for you = I need to go clubbing all night long!
Please let us know = don't bother us
Feel free to contact us = don't bother us
If you have any questions or comments = don't bother us
We will call or contact you = not in your lifetime
Please don't worry = you better worry
There is policy to protect the customer = Our policy is to steal lots of $$$
We will guarantee your rights and interests = I guarantee you have no rights here

I hope you found this helpful.

  • Banggood

9/20/13

I know a lot of people will disagree with me on this but this is the way I feel...

If you buy from websites based in China a good rule of thumb is don't buy technology (phones, computers, tablets, laser pointers, cars etc...) and food (baby food, formula etc...).
If you buy anything at all... textiles like underwear and cheap plastic things like cd holders and make sure they aren't priced over $5. This goes for palm reading too. Also it is interesting how the positive reviews on these pages are full of single reviewers with 4-6 helpful each hmmm. You decide for yourself.

PS. Don't order more than one item at a time that way your never out more than $5.

  • JJ's House

10/21/13

I know a lot of people will disagree with me on this but this is the way I feel...

If you buy from websites based in China, Nigeria, Congo, Namibia, Iran, Syria, etc etc... a good rule of thumb is don't buy technology (phones, computers, cars etc...) and food (baby food, formula etc...).
If you buy anything at all... buy cheap plastic things like cd holders and make sure they aren't priced over $5. This goes for palm reading too.
Also when you order from places like this don't give them a credit card number otherwise you will be overcharged. Use something safer like a disposable credit card that only has $5 of credit.

PS. Don't order more than one item at a time that way your never out more than $5.

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JJ's House R. – JJ's House Rep

Dear Michael,

Thank you for taking the time to provide us with your valuable feedback. We respect your opinions but please kindly note that we are the legal company with credibility. We are wondering have you ever placed the order on our website? Or would you please kindly tell us whether our products have disappointed you? If any questions, please do not hesitate to contact me via feedback@jjshouse.com. We will try our best to help you.

Best Regards,
JJ’sHouse Service Team

  • aHappyDeal

10/10/13

I know a lot of people will disagree with me on this but this is the way I feel...

If you buy from websites based in China a good rule of thumb is don't buy technology (phones, computers, cars etc...) and food (baby food, formula etc...).
If you buy anything at all... textiles and cheap plastic things like cd holders and make sure they aren't priced over $5. This goes for palm reading too.

PS. Don't order more than one item at a time that way your never out more than $5.

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Ahappydeal R. – aHappyDeal Rep

Dear Michael P

Thank you so much for informing us about your shopping experience.

We are so sorry for hte trouble we caused. Could you tell me the problem you have met? We are glad to help you solve it. Please contact us.

Please understand that we are more than willing to assist any customer. We always reflect on the vital feedback that customers provide so that we can constantly improve the shopping experience for all our customers.

Lucy
Ahappydeal Service
aftersale01@ahappydeal.com

  • Airdisaster

10/11/13

I frequent this site to keep tabs on airline safety issues and news. Useful information on airplane manufactures reliability ratings.
Also contains...
Accident Database
Accident Statistics
Eyewitness Reports
Feature Articles
Full-Text Reports
Investigations
N. T. S. B Searches
Special Reports
Accident Videos
Voice Recorders

  • AliExpress

9/27/13

I know a lot of people will disagree with me on this but this is the way I feel...

If you buy from websites based in China a good rule of thumb is don't buy technology (phones, computers, tablets, laser pointers, cars etc...) and food (baby food, formula etc...).
If you buy anything at all... textiles like underwear and cheap plastic things like cd holders and make sure they aren't priced over $5. This goes for palm reading too. Also it is interesting how the positive reviews on these pages are full of single reviewers with 4-6 helpful each hmmm. You decide for yourself.

PS. Don't order more than one item at a time that way your never out more than $5.

  • DHgate

9/19/13

I know a lot of people will disagree with me on this but this is the way I feel...

If you buy from websites based in China a good rule of thumb is don't buy technology (phones, computers, cars etc...) and food (baby food, formula etc...).
If you buy anything at all... textiles and cheap plastic things like cd holders and make sure they aren't priced over $5. This goes for palm reading too.

PS. Don't order more than one item at a time that way your never out more than $5.

  • Newegg

8/21/13

ORDERED 25GB BD-R ON 3 TO 4 SEPERATE OCCASIONS AND TONER AND DRUMS FOR MY BROTHER LASER. GREAT PRICES AND SUPER FAST SHIPPING. NEVER HAD A PROBLEM. THANKS NEWEGG!

  • Indian Cloth Store

9/21/13

Their Terms & Disclaimers states:

We do not accept any returns after 7 days of receiving the shipment
If a non-delivery or late delivery occurs in any case then indianclothstore.com is not liable to pay
Indianclothstore.com shall not entertain any complaints after 20 days, once the order is delivered
Request for cancellations of orders once placed on indianclothstore.com shall not be entertained.
Indianclothstore.com acts only as a facilitator to facilitate transactions between user and vendors. We are not responsible for any loses, expenses, quality of products or services.

Which mean they are just a middleman that manufactures nothing and will not back its products because it manufactures nothing. Hence forth you gonna get screwed here like many of the Chinese based websites. Which you should follow the $5 rule which is...

I know a lot of people will disagree with me on this but this is the way I feel...

If you buy from websites based in China a good rule of thumb is don't buy technology (phones, computers, tablets, laser pointers, cars etc...) and food (baby food, formula etc...).
If you buy anything at all... textiles like underwear and cheap plastic things like cd holders and make sure they aren't priced over $5. This goes for palm reading too. Also it is interesting how the positive reviews on these pages are full of single reviewers with 4-6 helpful each hmmm. You decide for yourself.

PS. Don't order more than one item at a time that way your never out more than $5

  • Flavour Smoke

1/13/14

This site is full of fake reviewers who leave no actual description of what they bought or what the site actually does. I recommend putting up full shields first and fire proton torpedos captain! Scotty we need virus scanners NOW or we are all dead...

  • BlackPlanet

10/17/13

Barf is what comes to mind. How can anyone go to a website with a name like this. It is so racist. This website would bring out the worst of people just so they can meet people because of the color of their skin. Absolutely gross idea of anyone interested for this reason. What shade of skin would be dark enough to be on a website like this? How can anyone looking for a decent human being think that another person who selected this site for skin color could be worthy of their time?

  • Super Teacher Worksheets

10/8/13

Great website for printing of worksheet for kids grades pre-K - 4. They have reading, writing, math, phonics, grammar, spelling, science, social studies and others including holidays and puzzles. Of course nothing this good is free so they ask $19.95 for unlimited access. Well worth it because I was paying $220 a month through Kumon.

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Tim W. – Super Teacher Worksheets Rep

Thanks for the kind words, Michael!

  • VP Forums

9/27/13

Oh yeah! If you love pinball, the music and action that comes from original PINBALL MACHINES than you need to go here. They have the downloads of tables for Visual Pinball and the latest versions of visual pinball. Don't forget to download PinMAME to make everything work. I will review the PinMAME page next if you need more info about that.

  • Milanoo

9/27/13

I know a lot of people will disagree with me on this but this is the way I feel...

If you buy from websites based in China a good rule of thumb is don't buy technology (phones, computers, tablets, laser pointers, cars etc...) and food (baby food, formula etc...).
If you buy anything at all... textiles like underwear and cheap plastic things like cd holders and make sure they aren't priced over $5. This goes for palm reading too. Also it is interesting how the positive reviews on these pages are full of single reviewers with 4-6 helpful each hmmm. You decide for yourself.

PS. Don't order more than one item at a time that way your never out more than $5.

  • NeweggFlash

6/11/14

Looks like a discount website from Newegg.com. Bought a stop sign thing for the garage. I was very cautious because of the low price, its brand new and no one else had reviewed it here beforehand. Felt a little bit better after I was able to log in with my Newegg account and it had all my personal information so it was a legit site from Newegg. I got free shipping and no tax here in N. V. They gave me order confirmation, tracking and when it was shipped via e-mail.
Order Summary

Sales Order Number: *********** (for my protection)
Sales Order Date: 6/7/2014 8:40:08 AM
Shipping Method: Super Eggsaver (4-7 bus. Days)

1 x ($12.99) Kole Imports OB636 Flashing Light Parking Safety S

$12.99

Subtotal: $12.99
Tax: $0.00
Shipping and Handling: $0.00
Total Amount: $12.99

Just got it today June 11,2014. Very happy (it actually works and batteries inc.)

  • LightInTheBox

1/12/14

I know a lot of people will disagree with me on this but this is the way I feel...

If you buy from websites based in China, Nigeria, Congo, Namibia, Iran, Syria, etc etc... a good rule of thumb is don't buy technology (phones, computers, cars etc...) and food (baby food, formula etc...).
If you buy anything at all... buy cheap plastic things like cd holders and make sure they aren't priced over $5. This goes for palm reading too.
Also when you order from places like this don't give them a credit card number otherwise you will be overcharged. Use something safer like a disposable credit card that only has $5 of credit.

PS. Don't order more than one item at a time that way your never out more than $5.

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Dear Michael,

This is Shirley from LightInTheBox.com. Thank you for sharing your shopping experience with us!

As you know, customer satisfaction is our NO. 1 priority, and we give you our most sincere apologies for not meeting your expectations while shopping online. If you could kindly remove your complaint on Sitejabber regarding LightInTheBox.com, we would like to offer you a full refund for your order. To proceed with this refund, please send us your order number, the email address that was used while shopping on our website, as well as your PayPal account information. After the information is confirmed, we will then issue the refund as soon as possible!

Kind regards,

LightInTheBox.com
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Really?
Like I'm going to change my review?
Keep the money, this letter is priceless. LOL

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LightInTheBox L. – LightInTheBox Rep

Dear Michael,

Thank you for sharing your shopping experience with us! We want to give you our most sincere apologies for not meeting your expectations while shopping at LightInTheBox.com. Please contact us with your order number at feedback[at]lightinthebox[dot]com, so we can solve this problem for you as soon as possible.

Customer satisfaction is our NO. 1 priority; we hope you could give us another chance to meet your shopping expectations!

Kind regards,

LightInTheBox.com

  • National Geographic

10/6/13

Love this site. It always has mesmerizing photos and articles. If I have free time I always browse through here.

  • Tara Medium

9/18/13

I know a lot of people will disagree with me on this but this is the way I feel...

If you buy from websites based in China a good rule of thumb is don't buy technology (phones, computers, cars etc...) and food (baby food, formula etc...).
If you buy anything at all... textiles and cheap plastic things like cd holders and make sure they aren't priced over $5. This goes for palm reading too.

PS. Don't order more than one item at a time that way your never out more than $5.

  • GoComics

10/7/13

Great website. Super well done and organized. High quality comics with a nice zoom feature. I am a Peanuts fan and this has Peanuts that you can go back to the first one made. Click on the calendar once you pick the strip. I went all the way back to Monday October 2,1950 and saw the first one C. Schulz printed. I could not find this even on Peanuts.com. Shame on you Peanuts.com. Hooray and long live Gocomics.com

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