I will type this either later or never.
Definitely one of those.
How I Can Help
My interests are myriad and my areas of expertise* are too varied to list here. I'm constantly seeking out new things to learn and experience... But I AM exceptionally good at finding information! So if you DO ask me something outside of my purview, I promise to:
A. Admit that I don't know anything about it, and
B. Help you find the answer to your question:)
(actual "expertise" ranges from "Yeah, I s'pose I know enough to be helpful," to "I could practically teach a college course on it")