Jane P.

I used to be a staunch lesbian, EVERY NIGHT, and I mean EVERY NIGHT I used to flick my BEAN to the thot of ELLEN DEGENERES absolutely MOTORBOATING my BIG AMERICAN TITTIES. But after hearing of this "Jilly Juice" I realized that I didn't have to be this way. Upon my first sip my taste buds were subjected to a nuclear holocaust of itch inducing saltiness. Upon finishing it felt like my whole mouth was being gang banged by 1,000 rabid wolves in heat, ALL OF WHICH ABLE TO JIZZ MOLTEN METAL. The next 24 hours my butthole unleashed a putrid wave of gas that sounded like the cries of the damned. My ENTIRE house smelled like the $#*! end of a road killed skunk. IT WAS BAD!
BUT, afterwards my brain was completely rewired. I LOVED MEN! I LOVE BIG VEINY MAN $#*!! NOT LADY $#*! OR $#*! BUT MAN $#*!. Now every time I see a man my $#*! quivers at the thought of a huge hunk of TUBE STEAK being jammed up into my womb. Chris Prat? HOT! Drake? HOT! Thomas Edison? HOOOOOOOOOT! I am now a proud cum guzzling woman WHO WILL NEVER FALL OFF THE STRAIGHT PATH. I have had sex with like 50 men this past week and have never been happier. THANK YOU JILLY YOU HAVE SAVED ME FROM MYSELF!