Upon trying it out, I felt my toxic conservative masculinity jump to an all time high. My wife called me and said we are having Bone-in Ribeye for dinner and offered me other things that is none of your business, my pectoral muscles grew, the bums on the corner ran and hid, I was offered a pay raise, My truck started by itself and started talking like KITT from Knight Rider with Lynrd Skynrd on the radio, more awesome fishing lures were in my tackle box... I grabbed a hammer from my toolbox and lightening jumped to the sky. The power of this shirt is unreal...