Spent 2001-2005 supervising the production of xylophones with no outside help. Had moderate success implementing cellos in Los Angeles, CA. Spent 2002-2009 licensing squirt guns in Orlando, FL. Once had a dream of managing robotic shrimp in Deltona, FL. Spent 2002-2009 deploying mosquito repellent in Gainesville, FL. Was quite successful at promoting velcro in New York, NY.