Her horoscopes and reports are never on time, but her excuses as to why are right there every single month. When you have a business, you are as good as your word, and her word is nothing but woe-is-me. When she does manage to get your monthly scope out, it's full of all-about-her tales, and every month is a great time to decorate your home or try to have a baby. Don't waste your time. There are other astrologers out there who are better, and who can make a deadline.