Their spiel, translated into reality:
Hi,
We are so sorry to hear about the trouble with your victimization. At NMR, nothing is more important than a perfect swindling experience. Our Customer Conning Team is around 24/7, to help cop your credit card with our "Make Off with Your Money Guarantee" Pilfer Policy. We can't promise we are perfect, but what we do promise under our "Make Off" guarantee is that we will diligently evade your issue and aim to turn you into raving frustration!
To help the heist, could you please e-mail us your card number & details at: *******@nomorerack.com. We promise to plunder you within a maximum of 24 hours with a sneaky steal.
We look forward to hustling you and nicking this from you. Again, sorry for the inconvenience.
Always here to bilk!
Customer Kleptomaniacs
Nomorerack - Everything You Lost, For Larceny.
Hi,
Please accept our sincere apologies for any inconvenience we may have caused you. At NMR, nothing is more important than a perfect shopping experience. Our customer relations team is around 24/7, to help resolve your issue with our "Make It Great Guarantee" Policy. We can't promise we are perfect, but what we do promise under our "Make It Great" guarantee is that we will diligently resolve your issue and aim to turn you in to a raving fan!
Please let us know how we can be of service to you and email us your details at: experience@nomorerack.com? We promise to get back to you within a maximum of 24 hours with a superb solution.
We look forward to hearing from you and resolving this for you. Again, sorry for the inconvenience.
Always here to help!
Customer Relations
Nomorerack - Everything You Love, For Less.